Today, my husband informed me that his father adopted a dog. I replied "Cool," he then said, "She happens to have your name." I think my father in law is trying to send me a message. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my dad called my by the family dog's name, and stared at me blankly as if struggling to remember my name when I was annoyed. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML
Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister, and me. FML
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Today, my father called me to ask what my middle name is. He apparently needed to know it to remove me out from his will. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
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raw_tigahh 2
lmao he's calling you a bitch
stronghand0331 17
Yes he is trying to send you a message. As you can see, he thinks very highly of you, enough to call his dog after you... Oh wait...
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Comments (43)
77taylah33 0
yes they are well I think so
babyyappld 7
dogs are adorble
green_eyed_gwen 0
Be nice nice to the dog, the best revenge is happiness.
Columbiancoke 0
lmao...wow..thats a try
JDCH_99 10
Hilarious. My father and his wife did the same thing to my wife. Jessica was not too happy about the Tsit-zhu named Jessie.
XxdarkangelxX13 0
or maybe he just likes u and named the dog after u:)
the4starr 3
don't assume.. maybe he just likes your name :)
jay82_fml 0
lol
bloopblah 0
you should buy a douche and name it after him :)
Masii 3
Maybe hes hintin for you to do doggystyle w him? Hmmm