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  Stevefett  |  0

I would have ripped up his Playboy. Kicked him in the balls. Made him eat the used condom. Washed his whole head in the toilet. Then made him buy me new Doritos. In that order. Just sayin'

  rachellelt695  |  0

The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were
Feeling the heat from the police force, they decided to use a deaf person for this job. If he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was doing.
Well, on his first week, the deaf collector picks up over $50,000.
He gets greedy, decides to keep the money and stashes it in a safe place.
The Mafia soon realizes that their collection is late, and sends some of their hoods after the deaf collector. The hoods find the deaf collector and ask him where the money is. The deaf collector can't communicate with them, so the Mafia drags the guy to an interpreter.
The Mafia hood says to the interpreter, "Ask him where the money is. ""
The interpreter signs, ""Where's the money? "" r The deaf replies, ""I don't know what you're talking about. ""
The interpreter tells the hood, ""He says he doesn't know what you're talking about. ""
The hood pulls out a large gun and places it in the ear of the deaf collector. ""NOW ask him where the money is. ""
The interpreter signs, ""Where is the money? ""
The deaf man replies, ""The $50,000 is in Central Park, hidden in the third tree stump on the left from the West 78th Street gate. ""
The interpreter says to the hood, ""He says he still doesn't know what you're talking about, and doesn't think you have the guts to pull the trigger. """

  xXLenaXx  |  0

112, i laughed for 10 minutes. your sense of humour is truly appreciated. :D

46... i'm also glad you clarified exactly why the guy wouldn't need a condom if you'd been there, we would all be clueless if you hadn't explained it. thank you ever so much.

  Jakel  |  0

Whats the problem? surely the whole point of his using the condom was that he doesnt need to wash his hands, sounds a bit gross i know but if you think about it...

  BeachPanda  |  0

aahhahahahahaahahahahahhahahahaahaha thats just hilarious xD
douche bag roommate tho
crap in his face while hes sleeping to get back at him
make sure you have a bat ready tho

  xXLenaXx  |  0

Hahaha that was good. :D I agree with you on that, I think people try to overcompensate on their lack of intelligence by Highlighting Every Word.


  goonie85  |  0

It's already lubricated and it catches all of your jizz. I can understand why a man would do that. Although, depending on how often you masturbate, it could get expensive. And what if you need one for sex and you're out because you used them all on yourself. Wait, what am I saying, he's not going to have that problem.