Today, my husband informed me that his father adopted a dog. I replied "Cool," he then said, "She happens to have your name." I think my father in law is trying to send me a message. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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raw_tigahh 2
lmao he's calling you a bitch
stronghand0331 17
Yes he is trying to send you a message. As you can see, he thinks very highly of you, enough to call his dog after you... Oh wait...
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Comments (43)
Turkelton_fml 1
angina which is chest pain.
nevaless 3
lolololol
toohottiedottie 2
ha. your a bitch. lol.
chuy92 0
you're adopted? ...besides being a bitch?
ArianS2 0
Not all dogs are cute.
luis01 0
stop crying, no body likes the man the it's banging his daughter u won
starberries 0
Actually, some people do. More importantly, OP is a woman.
valdy09 0
I would make his life a living hell and show him what a real bitch is!!!
toohottiedottie 2
good idea... come into someone else's family and 'show him what a bitch you are'. nice manners.... someone obviously did a shitty job raising you.
gina22100 0
I'm sure he wants to always jave u in mind and dogs r great companions look at d upside he thout of u eithr way
iltby 3
I think you're paranoid.
wtfsnickers 1
maybe he wants u to mount him