Dogs and Miscellaneous: Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns...

By IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed - 20/12/2011 11:49 - Mauritius

Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister, and me. FML

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By He who must not be named - 28/10/2022 19:00 - United States

Today, my mom struggled tried to say my name. She said my brother's name, my sister's, my dad's, my uncle's, and finally my cat's (who doesn't even have a human name) before she gave up and said, "You!" and pointed at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2019 00:04

Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML

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Good boy

By Johndoe - 30/10/2021 20:00

Today, my dad called my by the family dog's name, and stared at me blankly as if struggling to remember my name when I was annoyed. FML

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By lindsey789 - 07/10/2010 04:21 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML

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By my name is sarah - 21/01/2016 03:48 - United States - Midland

Today, my mom called me by her favorite TV show character's name. Again. This is the eighth time this week. I'm an only child, and I'm 15. I thought she had my name down pat by now. FML

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By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 22:28 - United States

Today, after leaving my mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person for not saying goodbye to my sister when I left. The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog. FML

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By Florida - 27/10/2010 18:46 - United States

Today, my husband informed me that his father adopted a dog. I replied "Cool," he then said, "She happens to have your name." I think my father in law is trying to send me a message. FML

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Or so you thought…

By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 21:00 - United States - Kenton

Today, my mom called me by the wrong name. This isn't the first time. It wouldn't be so bad, except I'm her only kid. FML

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You deserved it 98

Never forget

By OhhhNooo - 14/03/2010 23:23 - United States

Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML

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You deserved it 2 440

upyourzlolz 11

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:03

Looks like your family just got done... Doggy style.

ingernh 4

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:01

Are you a bitch?

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ingernh 4

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:01

Are you a bitch?

JustinComments 3

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:07

Well it's not insulting if it's those cute little puppies.

DanFML91 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:08

So when they call your names, which bitches come/answer? Lol

DanFML91 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:11

9 - i bet they are bulldogs... And so are the neighbours new dogs...

chlorinegreen 27

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:22

Well that's not creepy or anything. Nice name OP.

BlanketHogger 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:44

Yea, And OP I love your name.

Meowingtons500 18

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:58

Is your mother named Fluffy? Is your name Fido? Was your sister blessed with the name Princess Beyonce?

uniongirl02 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 18:55

You gotta love OP's name

LolFMLnot 10

Tuesday 20 December 2011 21:39

Did the cutest dog got named after you?

gress269 4

Wednesday 21 December 2011 0:22

I hate you, OP.

takpaan 6

Friday 23 December 2011 17:49

Don't tell me u still have that fone or use it lol

Aquawave7 7

Friday 14 September 2012 5:23

IHopeYourDogGetsDiahhreaAndPoopsOnYourBed hahhhah nice name OP.

upyourzlolz 11

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:03

Looks like your family just got done... Doggy style.

2wenty0ne21 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:44

Sir, please, for the sake of humanity. Give up all ur aspirations and be a comedian.

J3R3MYY 14

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:55

Who let the dogs out?! Who, who who who??!!?!!?

Zomg_Okay 26

Tuesday 20 December 2011 17:30

*Raises hand*

Danny0522 8

Tuesday 20 December 2011 17:48

*rock music in background while 2 puts on sunglasses*

upyourzlolz 11

Tuesday 20 December 2011 17:54

I don't use sunglasses. They always seem to argue with my outfits.

Chaos187 6

Wednesday 21 December 2011 1:42

*puts on shades* YEAAHHHHHH

TheDog6 24

Wednesday 21 December 2011 6:42

*Takes off shades* NOOOOOO....

SCREAM4meeee 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:03

Should be proud. It's an honor!

marzipanimal 15

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:28

Thats awkward..

forkscop 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 18:32

Nice name OP, lol

wooley29 8

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:04

It would be best to just ignore it. It shows more about them than you. It is their FML.

foob 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:48

ugly teeth

chickenwalrus 14

Wednesday 21 December 2011 2:11

i really love OP's name.

flockz 19

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:05

sounds like your neighbor is barking up the wrong tree.

DaMan25 4

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:05

That's an honor

22jrdn55 15

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:06

get a cat(s) and name it after them!

me_gusta_eso 1

Tuesday 20 December 2011 18:26

That is a terrible idea.

22jrdn55 15

Tuesday 20 December 2011 20:45

he'll get all the *******! why do i even try!

bubbles42597 0

Friday 6 January 2012 4:32

No OP should get a dog and name it idiot then tell the neighbor that they named it after him

Feklfekl2222 32

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:07

Your name is very detailed.

dethbunny 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 0:03

I ******' LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE!

Dominato 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 3:27

The only reason i like this comment because of the badass profile pic

narya1 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:08

Classy.

ActionManly 11

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:08

OP's name is pure gold

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