By IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed - Mauritius Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister and me. FML I agree, your life sucks 33730 You deserved it 3509 149 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Romford Today, I found out that, although I have the same job title and complete the same work as my male colleagues, I get paid 15% less, purely because I'm a girl. FML I agree, your life sucks 59580 You deserved it 8665 259 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By The best method! Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML I agree, your life sucks 2609 You deserved it 788 18 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States ACAB Today, I got pulled over by a cop and got slammed with a ticket for expired tabs on my motorcycle. The DMV was literally across the street. I was heading there to get new tabs. FML I agree, your life sucks 1468 You deserved it 636 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Damnsoup - United Kingdom Today, I went to my fiancé's house to have dinner with his family for the first time. Trying to be polite at the end of the meal I went to take the plates in to the kitchen. I overestimated how heavy the half-finished soup pot was, and threw soup all over myself and future mother-in-law. FML I agree, your life sucks 40077 You deserved it 6935 80 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nononame - United States Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML I agree, your life sucks 62048 You deserved it 4160 77 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML I agree, your life sucks 38611 You deserved it 4759 203 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anouk05 - Switzerland Too much Pornhub Today, my boyfriend told me, "Don't worry, someday you'll be mature as well." By this, he meant that I will be willing to have sex with him in public. FML I agree, your life sucks 32662 You deserved it 4626 126 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By faeliality Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML I agree, your life sucks 4070 You deserved it 1855 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Brandy_Dandy78 - United States Today, I fell asleep as my family drove to church. No one bothered to say anything about the drawings my siblings drew on my face until after church ended. FML I agree, your life sucks 34316 You deserved it 5790 79 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Mc2013 - United States Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML I agree, your life sucks 39863 You deserved it 4190 93 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Mandy - United States Today, I learned why the phrase "seafood taco salad" terrifies everyone in the school's cafeteria. What happened to me after eating it made Saw III look like a Disney movie. FML I agree, your life sucks 24864 You deserved it 3983 137 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By keelah - United States - Montgomery Today, my cousin asked me what it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized, then asked me what it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he, a 10 year old kid, had reduced me, a 26 year old woman, to tears. FML I agree, your life sucks 47537 You deserved it 8510 151 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By awkwardmandy - United States - Okeene Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML I agree, your life sucks 22427 You deserved it 2347 51 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By maddie - 15/5/2020 05:00 Gross Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML I agree, your life sucks 1627 You deserved it 118 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Michelle - United States Today, I woke up feeling extremely nauseous. When I started to feel better, I felt like I needed to spit. I went into the bathroom and opened the toilet to see someone had taken a giant crap the night before and forgotten to flush. The smell made me vomit all over my feet. FML I agree, your life sucks 30587 You deserved it 3422 60 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Romford Today, I asked my daughter to buy me two pints of milk. Apparently, the shop only had four-pints, so she got that and poured half down the drain. FML I agree, your life sucks 48646 You deserved it 6877 125 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Trenton Today, I left my dog in the car while I quickly ran into a store. I came out to a woman smashing at my window, screaming that it was too hot in the car for the dog and saying I was being inhumane. The car was still running and the air conditioning was on. FML I agree, your life sucks 63590 You deserved it 9054 226 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By tay - Australia Today, I found out that my mother is extremely emotional when it comes to animal deaths when a bird flew into the window and died, and she insisted we have a funeral. FML I agree, your life sucks 23538 You deserved it 3574 144 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nana. - Canada Today, I was playing musical chairs at a family reunion. It's a well known fact that I'm competitive and tend to hip check people to get that last chair. It came down to me and The Nana. I won. The Nana has a broken hip. FML I agree, your life sucks 9443 You deserved it 72908 73 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By WTFruits - Canada - Kitchener Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML I agree, your life sucks 55380 You deserved it 3825 103 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FueledByFate - United States - Phoenix Today, I went to the doctor after being sick for weeks. I found out that I had bronchitis that then progressed to pneumonia. My girlfriend is hearing impaired, and when I can finally get words to come out when I speak, she can't understand them. I'm not sure who I feel more sorry for. FML I agree, your life sucks 21627 You deserved it 1766 82 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By "lildale92" So cute Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML I agree, your life sucks 1666 You deserved it 268 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - San Francisco Today, I was flirting with a cute girl at a club. She seemed into me and said I was hot. I said thanks and grinned. I guess my grin looked psychopathic, because her expression turned to horror and she quickly excused herself. That was the only girl who's ever shown any interest in me. FML I agree, your life sucks 23360 You deserved it 2484 74 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Houston Today, a wasp ended up in the house. Normally, I'd just open a door to outside and run for cover, but my 3-year-old son was home, so I decided to be brave and kill it. It flew into the air vents. We're now playing wasp roulette every time we enter a room. FML I agree, your life sucks 12321 You deserved it 1804 48 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Croatia - Zagreb Today, my wife paid a man with a fake crystal and an even faker accent to investigate the creakiness of our apartment complex floors. $300 later, she told me he'd found a "sinkhole of chi energy" and that the building may collapse if we don't pay him to disperse it. I want a divorce. FML I agree, your life sucks 31349 You deserved it 3392 62 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Alpine Today, I learned that my wife used to strip while in college. I found this out when I brought her to a work party and my boss recognized her. FML I agree, your life sucks 56017 You deserved it 4317 144 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Dunzo15 - United States Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML I agree, your life sucks 201897 You deserved it 51546 396 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By AKN - United States Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML I agree, your life sucks 24416 You deserved it 3109 53 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By What the fuck, son? - Netherlands - Amerongen Today, I walked in on my son trying to carve a bong out of a watermelon. FML I agree, your life sucks 46340 You deserved it 7806 103 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Yudansha - Canada Today, we wrote valentine's day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurt to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML I agree, your life sucks 44802 You deserved it 14828 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By UghNo - United States - Clarkston Today, my first client as a freelancer screamed at me and threw a notebook at my head. I quit my job to become a freelancer because my boss would often scream and throw things at me. FML I agree, your life sucks 6336 You deserved it 569 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By BaMiTsAnYa - United States - Orlando Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML I agree, your life sucks 45066 You deserved it 12813 102 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By wellokaythen - Canada - Brampton Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML I agree, your life sucks 46804 You deserved it 5087 108 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bestgirlfriend - United Kingdom - Stockton-on-tees Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML I agree, your life sucks 24048 You deserved it 7328 39 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I was at a waterpark with my friends, waiting in line for about 45 minutes to go on the biggest ride there. When it was finally our turn, the lifeguard at the top pulled me over and measured me to see if I was tall enough. I wasn't. FML I agree, your life sucks 1753 You deserved it 426 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 25/4/2020 08:00 It never rains… Today, I was at work when I got a call to say my grandad died. When I was walking out to my car, I realised someone had stolen all my hubcaps. FML I agree, your life sucks 1665 You deserved it 81 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By NeoDepressed - Czech Republic Today my parents screamed at me for cutting my wrists. They asked me if i want a therapist. I said idk. Then my mom said "But wait its going to cost a lot of money".. FML I agree, your life sucks 2128 You deserved it 597 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML I agree, your life sucks 47214 You deserved it 6030 136 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Erika Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML I agree, your life sucks 1844 You deserved it 374 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By daughter - Sweden - V?rg?rda Today, I found out that, for over three years, my boyfriend has solely been dating me to get closer to my mom. Apparently, "she's a total MILF." FML I agree, your life sucks 29657 You deserved it 2288 101 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By upyourzlolz | 11 #3761070 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:03 Looks like your family just got done... Doggy style. Send a private message 346 15 Reply
By ingernh | 4 #3761055 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:01 Are you a bitch? Send a private message 308 14 Reply
By ingernh | 4 #3761055 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:01 Are you a bitch? Send a private message 308 14 Reply
Reply JustinComments | 3 #3761107 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:07 Well it's not insulting if it's those cute little puppies. Send a private message 19 1 Reply
Reply DanFML91 | 0 #3761115 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:08 So when they call your names, which bitches come/answer? Lol Send a private message 10 6 Reply
Reply DanFML91 | 0 #3761141 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:11 9 - i bet they are bulldogs... And so are the neighbours new dogs... Send a private message 16 4 Reply
Reply chlorinegreen | 27 #3761188 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:22 Well that's not creepy or anything. Nice name OP. Send a private message 28 1 Reply
Reply BlanketHogger | 0 #3761287 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:44 Yea, And OP I love your name. Send a private message 24 3 Reply
Reply Meowingtons500 | 18 #3761362 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:58 Is your mother named Fluffy? Is your name Fido? Was your sister blessed with the name Princess Beyonce? Send a private message 22 4 Reply
Reply uniongirl02 | 0 #3761785 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 18:55 You gotta love OP's name Send a private message 16 5 Reply
Reply LolFMLnot | 10 #3762302 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 21:39 Did the cutest dog got named after you? Send a private message 5 1 Reply
Reply gress269 | 4 #3763149 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 0:22 I hate you, OP. Send a private message 2 6 Reply
Reply takpaan | 6 #3777090 - Friday 23 December 2011 17:49 Don't tell me u still have that fone or use it lol Send a private message 0 1 Reply
Reply Aquawave7 | 7 #4930631 - Friday 14 September 2012 5:23 IHopeYourDogGetsDiahhreaAndPoopsOnYourBed hahhhah nice name OP. Send a private message 1 0 Reply
By upyourzlolz | 11 #3761070 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:03 Looks like your family just got done... Doggy style. Send a private message 346 15 Reply
Reply 2wenty0ne21 | 0 #3761285 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:44 Sir, please, for the sake of humanity. Give up all ur aspirations and be a comedian. Send a private message 76 13 Reply
Reply J3R3MYY | 14 #3761344 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:55 Who let the dogs out?! Who, who who who??!!?!!? Send a private message 9 56 Reply
Reply Zomg_Okay | 26 #3761489 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 17:30 *Raises hand* Send a private message 55 3 Reply
Reply Danny0522 | 8 #3761544 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 17:48 *rock music in background while 2 puts on sunglasses* Send a private message 6 20 Reply
Reply upyourzlolz | 11 #3761564 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 17:54 I don't use sunglasses. They always seem to argue with my outfits. Send a private message 37 2 Reply
Reply Chaos187 | 6 #3763569 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 1:42 *puts on shades* YEAAHHHHHH Send a private message 7 4 Reply
Reply TheDog6 | 24 #3764540 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 6:42 *Takes off shades* NOOOOOO.... Send a private message 23 0 Reply
By SCREAM4meeee | 0 #3761076 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:03 Should be proud. It's an honor! Send a private message 43 14 Reply
Reply marzipanimal | 15 #3761215 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:28 Thats awkward.. Send a private message 2 7 Reply
Reply forkscop | 0 #3761641 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 18:32 Nice name OP, lol Send a private message 0 5 Reply
By wooley29 | 8 #3761084 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:04 It would be best to just ignore it. It shows more about them than you. It is their FML. Send a private message 30 9 Reply
Reply chickenwalrus | 14 #3763680 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 2:11 i really love OP's name. Send a private message 2 0 Reply
By flockz | 19 #3761095 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:05 sounds like your neighbor is barking up the wrong tree. Send a private message 71 3 Reply
By DaMan25 | 4 #3761097 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:05 That's an honor Send a private message 6 14 Reply
By 22jrdn55 | 15 #3761099 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:06 get a cat(s) and name it after them! Send a private message 19 26 Reply
Reply me_gusta_eso | 1 #3761634 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 18:26 That is a terrible idea. Send a private message 24 4 Reply
Reply 22jrdn55 | 15 #3762172 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 20:45 he'll get all the pussies! why do i even try! Send a private message 20 2 Reply
Reply bubbles42597 | 0 #3837542 - Friday 6 January 2012 4:32 No OP should get a dog and name it idiot then tell the neighbor that they named it after him Send a private message 4 1 Reply
By Feklfekl2222 | 32 #3761105 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:07 Your name is very detailed. Send a private message 103 4 Reply
Reply dethbunny | 0 #3763021 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 0:03 I FUCKIN' LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE! Send a private message 2 4 Reply
Reply Dominato | 0 #3763911 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 3:27 The only reason i like this comment because of the badass profile pic Send a private message 1 3 Reply
By ActionManly | 11 #3761112 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:08 OP's name is pure gold Send a private message 62 4 Reply
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Doggy style.