Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister and me. FML

By IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed - 20/12/2011 11:49 - Mauritius

I agree, your life sucks

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By upyourzlolz | 11

#3761070 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:03

Looks like your family just got done...

Doggy style.

By ingernh | 4

#3761055 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:01

Are you a bitch?

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By ingernh | 4

#3761055 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:01

Are you a bitch?

JustinComments | 3

#3761107 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:07

Well it's not insulting if it's those cute little puppies.

DanFML91 | 0

#3761115 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:08

So when they call your names, which bitches come/answer? Lol

DanFML91 | 0

#3761141 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:11

9 - i bet they are bulldogs... And so are the neighbours new dogs...

chlorinegreen | 27

#3761188 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:22

Well that's not creepy or anything. Nice name OP.

BlanketHogger | 0

#3761287 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:44

Yea, And OP I love your name.

Meowingtons500 | 18

#3761362 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:58

Is your mother named Fluffy? Is your name Fido? Was your sister blessed with the name Princess Beyonce?

uniongirl02 | 0

#3761785 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 18:55

You gotta love OP's name

LolFMLnot | 10

#3762302 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 21:39

Did the cutest dog got named after you?

gress269 | 4

#3763149 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 0:22

I hate you, OP.

takpaan | 6

#3777090 - Friday 23 December 2011 17:49

Don't tell me u still have that fone or use it lol

Aquawave7 | 7

#4930631 - Friday 14 September 2012 5:23

IHopeYourDogGetsDiahhreaAndPoopsOnYourBed hahhhah nice name OP.

By upyourzlolz | 11

#3761070 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:03

Looks like your family just got done...

Doggy style.

2wenty0ne21 | 0

#3761285 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:44

Sir, please, for the sake of humanity. Give up all ur aspirations and be a comedian.

J3R3MYY | 14

#3761344 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:55

Who let the dogs out?! Who, who who who??!!?!!?

Zomg_Okay | 26

#3761489 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 17:30

*Raises hand*

Danny0522 | 8

#3761544 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 17:48

*rock music in background while 2 puts on sunglasses*

upyourzlolz | 11

#3761564 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 17:54

I don't use sunglasses. They always seem to argue with my outfits.

Chaos187 | 6

#3763569 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 1:42

*puts on shades*
YEAAHHHHHH

TheDog6 | 23

#3764540 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 6:42

*Takes off shades*
NOOOOOO....

By SCREAM4meeee | 0

#3761076 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:03

Should be proud. It's an honor!

marzipanimal | 15

#3761215 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:28

Thats awkward..

forkscop | 0

#3761641 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 18:32

Nice name OP, lol

By wooley29 | 8

#3761084 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:04

It would be best to just ignore it. It shows more about them than you. It is their FML.

foob | 0

#3761309 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:48

ugly teeth

chickenwalrus | 14

#3763680 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 2:11

i really love OP's name.

By flockz | 19

#3761095 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:05

sounds like your neighbor is barking up the wrong tree.

By DaMan25 | 4

#3761097 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:05

That's an honor

By 22jrdn55 | 15

#3761099 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:06

get a cat(s) and name it after them!

me_gusta_eso | 1

#3761634 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 18:26

That is a terrible idea.

22jrdn55 | 15

#3762172 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 20:45

he'll get all the pussies!

why do i even try!

bubbles42597 | 0

#3837542 - Friday 6 January 2012 4:32

No OP should get a dog and name it idiot then tell the neighbor that they named it after him

By Feklfekl2222 | 32

#3761105 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:07

Your name is very detailed.

dethbunny | 0

#3763021 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 0:03

I FUCKIN' LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE!

Dominato | 0

#3763911 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 3:27

The only reason i like this comment because of the badass profile pic

By narya1 | 0

#3761111 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:08

Classy.

By ActionManly | 11

#3761112 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:08

OP's name is pure gold