Today, my husband informed me that his father adopted a dog. I replied "Cool," he then said, "She happens to have your name." I think my father in law is trying to send me a message. FML
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raw_tigahh 2
lmao he's calling you a bitch
stronghand0331 17
Yes he is trying to send you a message. As you can see, he thinks very highly of you, enough to call his dog after you... Oh wait...
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Comments (43)
Zebidee 9
No he isn't. Not everything revolves around you.
starberries 0
Yes he is. Either he picked the name on purpose to be insulting, or he thinks so little of her that he doesn't care what she thinks.
maphineRAWRS 10
I guess if the dogs cute it would be okay? hahaha!
thakiller 0
YDI for looking like a mut :)
fluffycats 0
DICK! quit being so damn rude.
stronghand0331 17
Excuse me puffypussy, THAT was rude!
roaringrid 0
maybe ur father-in-law made u his bitch.
babyfeet45 0
ur father in law loooves you :)
RedPillSucks 33
the bitch, the bitch, the bitch is back. Stone cold sober as a matter of fact.
itszackfyl 4
Maybe it's true if you have to post it on FML.
hahaalolz 0
that's dog as
ijenah 0
how rude! sorry op, hope it's s cute doggy
influenced 3
you should give the dog a nick name and hope itll catch on. then u wont really have the same name.... kinda. =/