Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I got engaged to the most wonderful man in the world. I excitedly called my mom to tell her the great news, thinking she'd be excited too. Her only response? "Oh." FML
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Top comments
alex_the_tiger 14
Definite FYL, you'll be married to your step sister
Swandive235 27
That's awkward, I've seen this happen before. Just an overall bad situation.
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Comments (85)
alex_the_tiger 14
Definite FYL, you'll be married to your step sister
plaza249 9
how he got married first
howard007 18
This reminds of that Fresh Prince of Bel air where that happened
aruden 25
It will make holidays so much easier, only 1 set of parents to celebrate with.
davidpropert 32
Kinky
andrmac 25
Not only step sister, but is the mother in law still married. If so then it's gonna be an even bigger mess.
isaak_sanchez 18
Location
Arwen_Evenstar 37
But one less separate family home to have to visit for holidays. Nicely consolidated instead!
UncleBubba13 1
And your children will be their own first (step)cousins. My dad was when he was a boy and his paternal grandfather married his maternal grandmother after their respective spouses died.
Skittles8707 10
Awkward:/
lexiieeex3 32
No shit.
Tripartita 45
I'm sure your soon-to-be stepsister will come around.
Swandive235 27
That's awkward, I've seen this happen before. Just an overall bad situation.
MasterTron 24
Sounds like the beginning of that song I'm my own grandpa
WitEluded 13
Well, since weddings usually take months to plan, let's hope this one is scheduled for April 1st
HoboRain 16
My actual wedding is April 1st....
lat187 18
When it rains, it pours.
slingerslasher 24
When it pains, it roars.
PandaSmile 24
What happens in this situation? Can someone explain this or does it just result in a massive family fight
texaskitty86 25
My father married my oldest brother's wife's mother. All four of them live in the same house. Well one property, with a house and a "guest house" where my brother lives. APPARENTLY they all get along fine but it creeps me out to no end.
oreoeater 21
Simply put his wife will become his step sister
Gaernem 17
Well they're not really brother and sister, so I don't see the problem. Marriage never meant much to me though.
night_and_day 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I always thought the children didn't become step siblings unless the non-blood related person adopted them so I'm assuming OP is saved from having his wife become his step sister unless his dad adopts her or her mom adopts him legally.
False_Stupidity 42
Not quite #59. Step siblings are children from previous separate marriages where one of their parents gets married to one of the parents of the other. So once OP's father marries his wife's mother, he and his wife become step siblings.
americanafrican 32
and his father also becomes his father in law
ThatHorse 15
It only results in a massive family fight when the parents try to force the kids to break up under the conditions that "it's wrong for siblings to be in a relationship". And yes that does happen.
piemanfood 19
That will be a fun time explaining that to your kids
cheesyfeet2001 31
Don't worry OP, family troubles can be the worst sometimes but try talking to your family about it, good luck!
FluffyPandas156 13
That's going to be awkward. You're going to have to find a situation to see how well it goes with your wife and dad and her mom.