By Florida - 27/10/2010 18:46 - United States

Today, my husband informed me that his father adopted a dog. I replied "Cool," he then said, "She happens to have your name." I think my father in law is trying to send me a message. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 122
You deserved it 2 938

Same thing different taste

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Yes he is trying to send you a message. As you can see, he thinks very highly of you, enough to call his dog after you... Oh wait...


pooper191817 0

It's b/c your father in law knows that you like it doggy-style!! Duh!

Lmao @ 1 and 25. Two wins in three comments.

what did 25 say? the evil mods got to it before I saw it

ArianS2 0

He called you a dog. Meaning you are low. He's trying to tell you that you are not worthy to be human :/

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Call your father-in-law up and tell him u got a nice cat... it reminds you of him... it's name is pussy, then hang up!

HAHAHAHHAHAHA #53 I think that would ruin trying to make a mends with him!!!

I thought OP's father in law prefered his son marrying a dog instead, but your theory makes more sense.

Rofl.. XD FYL.. You should try making it up with him.

It's probably just a coincidence If the dog was adopted, since your father in law probably didn't name it himself... Unless he purposely picked a dog with your name just so he could express his hatred for you? :P

starberries 0

Right because you can't rename a dog?

I've always renamed my adopted pets... weirdo.

birds_fml 7

That's what I was thinking. You could rename the dog, but dogs recognize their own names, so it might be better just to let the dog keep its own name so you can call for it and stuff. Don't take it personally OP, the dog probably already came with that name. Men especially don't resort to those subtle insults when they don't like someone, so it's probably just a coincidence. In any case, it's better to just assume the dog came with the name, and he doesn't want to confuse the dog by calling it another name, than to assume that your FIL doesn't like you. And hey, even if he DID name the dog after you, maybe he considers it to be a compliment in his own weird way. Don't assume the worst of people!

DudeImBetter 0

I bet you he named the dog after you not cause he hates you but cause he likes you. it's like if he named a boat after you it's cause he likes you. think about it why would he want to be reminded of you everyday when he calls his dog if you're a bitch or maybe he does think youre a bitch and he wants to laugh at the joke of naming his dog after you everyday or maybe your name is sparky and it's just a coincidence.

jeez #46 its a commenting system not a fuking novel writing program

Yes he is trying to send you a message. As you can see, he thinks very highly of you, enough to call his dog after you... Oh wait...

misslittlelady 0
Fortuitous 0

No, it's because her name is Jane Rover.

YourWetDream 0

Haha This is Hylarious! Sorry but it is

Dr. Awesome, don't dog me for saying this, but you need to collar your pun making. It makes me melancholy to my bones whenever I read another pun from you. It makes me wish I were a Boxer so I could punch you in the snout. I wish you could just make one joke that would make me say, Aye, chihuahua!" Unfortunately your bark is worse than your bite. Go back to the lab.

Fortuitous 0

That tree was so full of genius that Albert Einstein plucked an apple from it and there were still hundreds of them left!

Do you not have the patients for it? Okay, fine, I'm done, geez. *walks out* *returns for forgotten keys, then walks out again*

Yourface- GI had no idea I was getting under your skin; it isn't my fault you can't stomach our senses of humor (should that have been a colon?) My energy is just surgeon. Have a heart and let us keep going. Don't be a boob. Or an asshole.

It's sometimes hard talking to the M.D.-headed.

Fido know if I can handle any more puns. Yeah, that one was embarrassingly bad, I know.

How many dog puns does that make now? Eight? Ok, 9.

Maybe we can put this whole conversation on paws for a while? (10)

sarcdude 3

I now feel incredibly lame for laughing at the original comment and laughing at yours even harder.