By thjeltz - 27/10/2010 18:48 - Canada

Today, I was showering at hockey practice. It would have been business as usual, if not for one of my teammates playing with his junk and not-so-subtly asked me to connect. There are 5 more months of hockey. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 950
You deserved it 3 067

Same thing different taste

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Fortuitous 0

I thought you score in hockey when you get the puck into the goal, not the stick.

bridgette5866 0

so y'all need to hide yo dick, hide yo balls, hide your dick, hide yo balls, and hide yo asshole cuz they rapin errbody in here


depressedgamer 0

I like playing with myself in the shower and putting corn dogs in unnatural places.

yeah! five more months of rubbin' and lovin'! woo!

StJimmy117 0

come on, everybody knows that everything in the locker room is no-****

31 I saw a video like that on YouTube. The guy was all like "Come on let me use the computer." "No man." "Come on. I'll let you ram me in the ass. No ****." It was ho la we us.

KingDingALing 9

"Yo, how big is yo dick? No **** though. You know, cuz I don't play dat **** shit. You know what I'm sayin?"

Shit I really dont get the whole no **** stuff. Anyways you should just arrange a friends with benifites operation with your new special buddy. No ****

ishama13 0

Gee, Jessi, I think I dun shoulda read the commenting rules before posting 'ere!

Jessi2487 0

By golly, Ishama, I think I shoulda done too! Oh lawdy lawdy!

Jessi2487 0

WTF???? i didnt post that!! Wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo!

KiddNYC1O 20

59- I know exactly what you're talking about. "You have thunder thighs. I'll suck you dry. No ****."

Haha plus one internets for the the drug dealer prank call reference king ding a ling

thatguy888 0
pwincessa23 1

Hope he doesn't "tie u to the radiator & Grape u in the mouth" hahahaha I love that video.

where's your locker room and why aren't i there? =[

I'm sure it was just a friendly request teammate to teammate. no ****.

chuk_norris_fml 0

Hey guys, "no ****" was the word of the day today!!!

holy sh*t, I always made fun of a kid at cap who would say "no ****" I would be like "hey man let's have anal: no ****" and I never realized that that joke would become so popular

Sun_Kissed18 25

yay! congrats :P Really, he was probably just joking around... I hope so

#79, the phrase "take a big load off" made me snicker. :) kudos

OP, I wish you would tell me what part of Alberta your from. I play hockey, and live in Alberta too... But anyways, don't worry OP, if you say no, the worst he will do is take pictures to ********** too later.

Fortuitous 0

I thought you score in hockey when you get the puck into the goal, not the stick.

yourlifesfucked 0

Wow. Hope the other team knows that he's being literal when he says they're gonna get raped...

goldiefox 0

what do you expect?! your with guys.....naked.....taking showers.....totally normal-ish except for the wanting to connect part!

Epic_Phale615 0

dude, you dont god damn play with your junk around guys. Ya you shower together for hockey and its not creepy when you get used to it, but playing with yourself in that situation is the complete opposite of okay.

goldiefox 0

yeah exactly! notice how I said everything is NORMAL-ISH except for the wanting to connect part...

goldiefox 0

Not normal... At all. You don't play with your junk while in the shower with other guys... Shower, get out. Nothing extra!!

Fortuitous 0

I thought the point of hockey is to put the puck into the goal, not the stick into the goal.

DevianceIsBliss 0

Suprise buttsex! But seriously. Don't bend over to get the soap. It's a trap.

wolftastic 0

why'd you tell him?! all my hard work is ruined..

admiral ackbar! it's a trap! it's a trap!

sweet_blasphemy 2