Today, I was showering at hockey practice. It would have been business as usual, if not for one of my teammates playing with his junk and not-so-subtly asked me to connect. There are 5 more months of hockey. FML
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BedIntruder
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they hidin in yo showers snatchin yo dick up tryna rape you
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Fortuitous
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I thought you score in hockey when you get the puck into the goal, not the stick.
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ClaireBear9087
| 0
stay away from him..
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depressedgamer
| 0
I like playing with myself in the shower and putting corn dogs in unnatural places.
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DncrHap
| 9
yeah! five more months of rubbin' and lovin'! woo!
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StJimmy117
| 0
come on, everybody knows that everything in the locker room is no-homo
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KaySL
| 24
S'up fuckers, I'm a flamingly homosexual rapper and I often get aroused at the sight of good-looking, oiled-up, naked men. I also solicit other homosexual men for sex on a regular basis and frequently masturbate to orgasm to gay porn. There's nothing sexier than a throbbing monster cock about to be inserted 15 inches deep into one of my random orifices. No fucking homo. Shit's weird, yo.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Wow.
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MrSassypants
| 32
31 I saw a video like that on YouTube. The guy was all like
"Come on let me use the computer."
"No man."
"Come on. I'll let you ram me in the ass. No homo."
It was ho la we us.
"Come on let me use the computer."
"No man."
"Come on. I'll let you ram me in the ass. No homo."
It was ho la we us.
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KingDingALing
| 9
"Yo, how big is yo dick? No homo though. You know, cuz I don't play dat homo shit. You know what I'm sayin?"
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warpig182
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Shit I really dont get the whole no homo stuff. Anyways you should just arrange a friends with benifites operation with your new special buddy. No homo
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Sirin_fml
| 46
Werd.
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ishama13
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Gee, Jessi, I think I dun shoulda read the commenting rules before posting 'ere!
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Jessi2487
| 0
By golly, Ishama, I think I shoulda done too! Oh lawdy lawdy!
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Jessi2487
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WTF???? i didnt post that!! Wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo!
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KiddNYC1O
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59- I know exactly what you're talking about.
"You have thunder thighs. I'll suck you dry. No homo."
"You have thunder thighs. I'll suck you dry. No homo."
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nycy
| 0
Haha plus one internets for the the drug dealer prank call reference king ding a ling
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thatguy888
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64: P.S. = post script
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pwincessa23
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Hope he doesn't "tie u to the radiator & Grape u in the mouth" hahahaha I love that video.
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Lolerskatez
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where's your locker room and why aren't i there? =[
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babyyappld
| 7
I'm sure it was just a friendly request teammate to teammate. no homo.
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IHATERI
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words of a true faggot.
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chuk_norris_fml
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Hey guys, "no homo" was the UrbanDictionary.com word of the day today!!!
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poiuytjfffc
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holy sh*t, I always made fun of a kid at cap who would say "no homo" I would be like "hey man let's have anal: no homo" and I never realized that that joke would become so popular
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brianjman14
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You have a new boyfriend! =]
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Sun_Kissed18
| 25
yay! congrats :P
Really, he was probably just joking around... I hope so
Really, he was probably just joking around... I hope so
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tbe99
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#79, the phrase "take a big load off" made me snicker. :) kudos
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TheOptimist
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OP, I wish you would tell me what part of Alberta your from. I play hockey, and live in Alberta too...
But anyways, don't worry OP, if you say no, the worst he will do is take pictures to masturbate too later.
But anyways, don't worry OP, if you say no, the worst he will do is take pictures to masturbate too later.
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jpest17
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I think I've seen u on YouTube?
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BedIntruder
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they hidin in yo showers snatchin yo dick up tryna rape you
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Selena_is_back
| 7
lol
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bridgette5866
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so y'all need to hide yo dick, hide yo balls, hide your dick, hide yo balls, and hide yo asshole cuz they rapin errbody in here
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roeallen
| 11
*like* thank you for making my day
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juniorboy_fml
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haha omg that's funny. that sure brightened up my day
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Nena713
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Lol #15
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ash14
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haha the bed intruder and the backin' up lady are both from my city, it gives us a bad name haha but I love their videos!! xD
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MissLizWolf
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hahahahahaha @3 & 15!
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MrSassypants
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I love all of 3's comments. He/she does it all the time. 15 doesn't do it much but it was still a win.
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untoward
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15 and 3 ftw
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sassington10
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ahaha bed intruder:)
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ecoman
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win
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ArianS2
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Such a win.
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crazycrackah101
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lmaoo ahahaa! :D
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comedycentral56
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haha win I just chuckled a lot hahaha
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dickster
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You don't have to cum in his ass, but he lookin at you... he gon' rape you, he gon' rape you, so you can run and tell that run and tell that run and tell that to your counselor
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JustStopSucking
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He don't have to cum in you ass, a facial will do. he gonn bliiind you, he gonn blind you!
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PizzaGuy11
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hide you kids hide yo mom cuz they rapin errbody up in hurr
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s2000lover
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awesome.
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swagerific227
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LOL
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Ekh0es
| 36
That's hot.
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katiebove
| 0
win.
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Fortuitous
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I thought you score in hockey when you get the puck into the goal, not the stick.
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brianjman14
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Hahahahaha. Nice one.
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alex1432
| 9
no he can drop, he just can't pick it up
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alex1432
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it*
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yourlifesfucked
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Wow. Hope the other team knows that he's being literal when he says they're gonna get raped...
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drummerforever
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hahaha win
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goldiefox
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what do you expect?! your with guys.....naked.....taking showers.....totally normal-ish except for the wanting to connect part!
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Epic_Phale615
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dude, you dont god damn play with your junk around guys. Ya you shower together for hockey and its not creepy when you get used to it, but playing with yourself in that situation is the complete opposite of okay.
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goldiefox
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yeah exactly! notice how I said everything is NORMAL-ISH except for the wanting to connect part...
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goldiefox
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the key word is NORMAL-ISH
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hockey161616
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Not normal... At all. You don't play with your junk while in the shower with other guys... Shower, get out. Nothing extra!!
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stronghand0331
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Don't act like this doesn't flatter you...
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SaintE_fml
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oh you and your stronghand
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stronghand0331
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Don't make me use it!
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SaintE_fml
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sorry I'm not looking for trouble:)
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SaintE_fml
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sorry, I'm not looking for trouble:)
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Scarlettkiss
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^^^Connection made^^^
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Fortuitous
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I thought the point of hockey is to put the puck into the goal, not the stick into the goal.
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steelersfan78
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This^
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purpleamandapand
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asked to connect?
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Nena713
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Use your imagination :x
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mak3_1t_ra1n
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on an intimate level...naked...two guys...
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untoward
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#13 I was thinkin the same thing. what does that mean!
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manbizzle
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I'm with 13 on this too.
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ddkinzler
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get fucked up the ass
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bhsnare
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a.k.a hook up
btw nice boys like girls shirt 13
btw nice boys like girls shirt 13
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rofflewaffle
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My first thought was docking. Literally connecting.