Jenn P
Wichita Falls, United States
Today, my husband drew a penis on every one of my cigarettes. It's a new pack. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
LizzyJones
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML
sadwife
United States
It's the thought that counts
Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my husband thought it would be funny to mow a penis into our lawn. I guess he forgot my parents are coming over. FML
tanksfan
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
India
Caught in 4K
Today, after secretly smoking for more than two years, I decided to quit. I came home from work to see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML
fucker43
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Atlanta, United States
Pranked
Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
Anonymous
Barrie, Canada
Today, my husband ruined the laundry once again. He forgot to empty his pants pockets before washing them. Last time he left an ink pen in them. This time it was a strawberry. FML
fububc
France
Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML
stopinthenameoflove
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
blushingbride
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Peach
Today, my husband finally decided to help with the laundry. He washed a pen and it exploded in the dryer. FML
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furfantasies 0
Smoking is bad anyways
Chris122990 4
I think he's subtly asking for a *******.
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Comments (307)
KingCeltic77 18
I don't smoke, but the OP can smoke if she wants. That's her business.
RBntM 10
It's time you quit smoking
fishereric 1
Don't smoke.
liveforlovewrl 5
Well you are already slowly killing yourself so this can be a wake up call, target than smoke pay more attention to your husband.
liveforlovewrl 5
*then pay more attention Not target
cayytee 0
i draw on cigarettes sooo he was probably just bored and didnt mean anything at all.
Strwbry3Shortcke 8
Smoking is hazardous to your health and the people around you. It smells, it makes your teeth yellow and it's just gross.
isis_morrigan 18
Wow, thanks for telling us! None of us smokers were aware of this, I'm sure! Why does everyone feel the need to inform us that it's bad for you? I'm well aware, thanks. You telling me again isn't going to influence me to quit!!!
Quiet_one 22
Yes. This ^. I'm not a smoker and have pretty strong feelings against it, but even I get annoyed with all of the over-the-top "you're an idiot, etc. etc." stuff. I don't think I'll ever understand why people start to smoke these days, knowing full well how bad it is for you, but I also know that nothing I say is going to change anyone's mind about it. I mean, do you really think anyone is going to say "Oh look! A stranger on the internet told me not to do something I'm already addicted to. Well, in that case I guess I'd better stop!" No. smh.
brookie_0841 1
If you didn't smoke then he wouldn't have done that. YDI. He's probabley just trying to make you quit.
da13omb 1
So does that mean you're not going to smoke them? If yes, he did a very good thing.
Alicelover123 2
Maybe it's time to get the clue and you know, quit smoking?
groupleader 7
Give up on the cigarettes, start smoking his pipe instead. Cum won't give you lung cancer or make your clothes smell (too) horribly.