Jenn P
Wichita Falls, United States
Today, my husband drew a penis on every one of my cigarettes. It's a new pack. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
LizzyJones
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML
sadwife
United States
It's the thought that counts
Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my husband thought it would be funny to mow a penis into our lawn. I guess he forgot my parents are coming over. FML
tanksfan
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
India
Caught in 4K
Today, after secretly smoking for more than two years, I decided to quit. I came home from work to see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML
fucker43
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Atlanta, United States
Pranked
Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
Anonymous
Barrie, Canada
Today, my husband ruined the laundry once again. He forgot to empty his pants pockets before washing them. Last time he left an ink pen in them. This time it was a strawberry. FML
fububc
France
Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML
stopinthenameoflove
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
blushingbride
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Peach
Today, my husband finally decided to help with the laundry. He washed a pen and it exploded in the dryer. FML
Top comments
furfantasies 0
Smoking is bad anyways
Chris122990 4
I think he's subtly asking for a *******.
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Comments (307)
pixie4 1
Sorry op but that's hilarious
jakewash 0
Don't smoke then
lollipopcicle 6
shouldn't smoke anyway
Leftieswillrule 3
Put a **** in your mouth, it's healthier for you :D
jmashini 13
Buy a new pack. Problem solved.
Bitcheslovetoast 0
One way to stop smoking ?
mastersketcher97 3
He's teaching you the hard way that cigarettes are bad for your health :P
anon_cophed 3
I wouldn't say that's the hard way to teach someone that smoking is bad for you. The hard way would be to take her to see someone who has emphysema through smoking and struggles to breathe while using an oxygen mask.... He was just being an ass.
cheer4everever 0
He's telling u in a humorous way to STOP SMOKING!!!!!!!!
nuggetman213 0
Stop smoking, then... Or you can just buy another
Turbolag25 7
Simple Fix: Don't smoke...