By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 04:17 - Canada - Barrie

Today, my husband ruined the laundry once again. He forgot to empty his pants pockets before washing them. Last time he left an ink pen in them. This time it was a strawberry. FML
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Why carry just one strawberry in the pocket of your pants?

Men's pockets are kinda like women's purses: Black holes. We often have no idea what the fuck is in there.

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Why carry just one strawberry in the pocket of your pants?

I always have at least 2, that way when I eat one, the other person wont just have to sit there being jealous. They can have one too!

who carries strawberries in their pocket period!

I'm assuming the pocket period is when the strawberry gets crushed in your pocket?

I mean, you gotta have at least four strawberries. Two side pockets, two butt pockets. One berry just doesn't cut it.

What if its Berry from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2....and this guy was saving his life! Could be? ;)

"you gonna eat your tots?"

I think the better question is who doesn't carry strawberries in their pockets

"Ughhhhhh my freaking tots!!!"

At least he is attempting to help around the house.

Doing one task so badly that it does more harm than good is not praiseworthy unless you have very low standards.

Yes, but as he said, he was ATTEMPTING to. He might have done it horribly, but he still tried

Come on, cut him some slack! Men's jeans pockets are infinitely roomy. ;o

He has lost the privilege of wearing pants!

I'm sure his wife would be excited about that

a strawberry? lol who puts a strawberry in their pocket?

I get the pen, but a strawberry? Why?

Men's pockets are kinda like women's purses: Black holes. We often have no idea what the fuck is in there.

I once forgot a small kitten in my pocket. I was just walking around when I hear a purring sound; It was the weirdest thing.

Isa_fml 20

Based on the shit that comes out of my husband's pockets, I'm thinking this is a true statement.

I've had times when i have giant bulges on my thighs, and have no idea what all is in those bulges!

wtf is your husband an MMORPG character? Don't judge that man, he needs all those side quests.

Nah man he's from Witcher 3. Gotta get every single resource.

And then dismantle the strawberry so you get a regular berry and a bunch of straw. *logic*

why the fuck did he have a strawberry in his pocket?

Why do you look like you do heroin?

He's probably doing this on purpose so you will take over doing the laundry.

leogachi 15

That's what I was thinking, too.

Don't give away our secrets

I'm sure your husband is berry sorry about it.