Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML
By
apparentlyunattractive
- United States
i'm sorry but i think you're lucky, lol, he sounds like a dumbass who thinks his pick up lines are good but still lives with mom. he's a matthew-mcconagay type.