Miscellaneous: Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous....

By apparentlyunattractive - 07/06/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML

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By Peel - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML

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Good one, thanks

By MarkTheShark - 12/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML

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Hey you

By pappy - 03/05/2019 13:00 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, my friend asked me if I flirted with any girls during our shift. I said, "No, not any I could think of." He then told me there was a note on my windshield that said, "Call me" with a phone number on it. After my shift, I went to my car excited and read the note. It was just a penis. FML

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It's a match!

By Ren - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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Are you new?

By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 02:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML

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Fat chance

By Dave - 23/04/2012 13:22 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML

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Rejection hotline

By Anonymous - 24/04/2022 12:00

Today, after having my car's oil changed, I asked the girl at the front desk for her number and she gave it to me, so I was excited all day. That night I texted her and she asked who it was and I told her my name, then she told me she gave her number out to a lot of customers, so she didn’t remember me. FML

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Dazed and confused

By criley - 24/06/2014 01:56 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML

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By sad - 24/04/2009 08:18 - United States

Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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Sunday 7 June 2009 16:14

Guess that's why you shouldn't be so desperate and call random numbers left on your vehicle.

jj732 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:18

and dude obviously the guy is just.... something stupid... he was too douchey to walk up to you but creepy enough to magically find out what car you drove? and leave a post it on it? i'm sorry but i think you're lucky, lol, he sounds like a dumbass who thinks his pick up lines are good but still lives with mom. he's a matthew-mcconagay type.

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PenguinBob 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:12

first comment. and wow u must feel embarrased

22cute 17

Sunday 2 October 2011 6:31

Eh, no lost to you; he's a jerk. You wouldn't want to know him.

kiki009_fml 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:14

Guess that's why you shouldn't be so desperate and call random numbers left on your vehicle.

joeyl2008 29

Sunday 6 March 2016 15:45

Exactly! The whole situation seems weird and creepy to me.

jj732 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:18

ieatpegasuscrp 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 6:42

haha! 'failure to launch' reference

YLIF 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:19

you'll never get a boyfriend if you act this desperate!

bsbllr33 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:20

I agree with #2 what if it was like a molester or somthin I mean if he was watchin u there's prob somtin wrong in his head!

noelykins1 19

Wednesday 25 July 2012 0:03

To be honest if he wasn't douchey it would of probably been really romantic if they ended up falling in love getting married and having kids. And she had his number she could of asked his name and everything google the shit out of him and then meet him. They did talk over the phone and don't tell me none of you ever went on a blind date before.

Tika876 18

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:21

Wow major embarassment. Well what happened next?

HahaThatBites 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:22

Why the hell would you meet up with some random person who left a number on a car? Anyways that bites

chapmmel 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:23

OMG! What a douche. That is so mean! You should of told him "You're not what I expected either, ew."

Bella_999 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:24

ouch. thats so tight of the guy. :|

DreMaMa 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:28

Yea i didn't think you were that good looking, you had a booger in your nose and everything, i'm sorry how about next time I give you my brother's number. He just got out of prison and he seems to be as desperate as you. Call me