Jenn P
Wichita Falls, United States
Today, my husband drew a penis on every one of my cigarettes. It's a new pack. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
LizzyJones
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML
sadwife
United States
It's the thought that counts
Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my husband thought it would be funny to mow a penis into our lawn. I guess he forgot my parents are coming over. FML
tanksfan
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
India
Caught in 4K
Today, after secretly smoking for more than two years, I decided to quit. I came home from work to see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML
fucker43
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Atlanta, United States
Pranked
Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
Anonymous
Barrie, Canada
Today, my husband ruined the laundry once again. He forgot to empty his pants pockets before washing them. Last time he left an ink pen in them. This time it was a strawberry. FML
fububc
France
Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML
stopinthenameoflove
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
blushingbride
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Peach
Today, my husband finally decided to help with the laundry. He washed a pen and it exploded in the dryer. FML
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furfantasies 0
Smoking is bad anyways
Chris122990 4
I think he's subtly asking for a *******.
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brandonjd25 3
You smoke. So you're pretty low class. Which means he makes the money. That you spend on cigarettes. Giving him the right to do whatever he wants them. Just sayin..
SecsNoises 6
as·ser·tion Noun: A confident and forceful statement of fact or belief Just a word I thought I'd remind you of ^^
tobedd 13
Omg. How freaking arrogant are you?!? Let's start by listing females that make more than you do and smoke. Christina aguilera Lily Allen Christina Applegate Drew Barrymore Victoria Beckam Sheryl Crow Cameron Diaz Whoopi Goldberg Madonna Kate Winslet Catherine Zeta-Jones Kate Hudson The list is a little long so you might wanna just google it. Next time remove your head from your ass before talking.
chick92282 15
You make wide, sweeping, judgmental generalizations regarding things about which you know virtually nothing. Which means that you must be either young or immature, or perhaps both. We can't keep you from making these comments but we can tell you how much we don't like it and how ridiculous you are. Also, no one has the right to do "whatever he wants" to other people's property. You would do well to remember that. Just sayin'.
koalallama11 6
Maybe that'll make you stop smoking?
thetweak70 2
That's hilarious! Thanks for the idea lmao
Gingy6 2
Maybe he won't do it anymore if you stop smoking...
Taurus_ChicKa 37
YDI for smoking. But seriously, what did he draw it with, poison? Pretty sure you could still smoke them despite the drawing on them. If it bothers you that much, start puffing on your husband's penis instead of the cancer sticks. Simpl solution.
isis_morrigan 18
OP doesn't "deserve" it because she smokes! She's an adult who can make her own informed decision, and shouldn't be condemed for smoking. Yes, it's bad for you, but so are lots of other things. Ultimately even if her husband wants her to quit, he needs to act like an adult and discuss it with her, and if it was just a prank, grow up!
mvbree 2
Sounds like he wants you to quit but won't admit it
jakeandlivi75 1
That's what you get for being a smoker!
emily_choxly 0
That's what you get for smoking
niclmao 0
Ur going to die because of those death sticks