Jenn P
Wichita Falls, United States
Today, my husband drew a penis on every one of my cigarettes. It's a new pack. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
LizzyJones
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML
sadwife
United States
It's the thought that counts
Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my husband thought it would be funny to mow a penis into our lawn. I guess he forgot my parents are coming over. FML
tanksfan
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
India
Caught in 4K
Today, after secretly smoking for more than two years, I decided to quit. I came home from work to see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML
fucker43
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Atlanta, United States
Pranked
Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
Anonymous
Barrie, Canada
Today, my husband ruined the laundry once again. He forgot to empty his pants pockets before washing them. Last time he left an ink pen in them. This time it was a strawberry. FML
fububc
France
Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML
stopinthenameoflove
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
blushingbride
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Peach
Today, my husband finally decided to help with the laundry. He washed a pen and it exploded in the dryer. FML
Top comments
furfantasies 0
Smoking is bad anyways
Chris122990 4
I think he's subtly asking for a *******.
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Toriaraekay 1
wow, everyone who straight up bashed op for smoking are DICKS! i'm sure that all of you pompus assholes have NO bad habits, i'm sure none of you are OVERWEIGHT, which is as dangerous as smoking and easily as much of a choice as smoking is, yet when someone posts on here about some guy calling her a fatty, you all get defensive, call him a jerk and that its disrespectful, what not, but yet you attack this poor woman for maybe her only bad habit, ans probably a habit shes not proud of in the first place, get off your high horses you obese people, you binge drinkers, you shop-aloholics, **** addicts, *****, thieves and BRATS, and realize NO ONE IS PERFECT and some mistakes haunt people longer in their lives than others
Envy17 3
Being fat is NOT as dangerous as smoking, is not a choice (for some people), and not only does it pollute the smoker's body, but everyone else who inhales the second hand smoke. Everyone else who did, now has to deal with the bad decisions someone else made. You, sir or madam, are the DICK who wants to feel justified about inhaling tar, nicotine, and god knows what else and forcing that upon the general public. You have NO IDEA the OP's bad habits, how the **** could you? Do you know the OP? I doubt it. Also, you really wouldn't know how she feels about this 'bad habit'.
Toriaraekay 1
I seriously seriously doubt he was telling her to stop smoking, he probably would have broken them of got them wet if that was the case, i have a group of friends who all smoke and are constantly drawing dicks and other sexual objects on each others cigs because THEY THINK ITS FUNNY when their friends SMOKE a DICK thats all, no hidden message i bet he smokes a different kind of cigarette and thought he would joke around with her, its not that deep
Czech_Zidane 14
Do not smoke and this won't happen.
WhatsAKate4 6
I did that to all my brother's cigarettes before I brought them to him when he was in jail so all the guards would stop stealing his smokes and passing them out to other inmates.
Twigz 4
I applaud him for his concern and creativity. Or he might just be a dick. Either way, he still gets a round of applause from me!
Chris93Jones 20
I'm definitely doing that.
viau 13
i hope you got the message
lindseymcr 6
Maybe he's trying to get you to quit.
driinkbleach 18
I hate how so many people said YDI because you smoke. People are so hateful towards people who smoke for no reason. Also, its likely the husband smokes too but that's not the point.
dantheman97 9
Are you saying fml because you smoke, because that's the main problem I see here