Today, my husband decided he would rather rage-wank to my mum's Facebook profile picture than make love to me. FML
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Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML
Today, I told my husband I was horny and wanted to get it on. He agreed but first he had to finish the chapter he was reading, watch his show on Netflix, argue with strangers on Facebook, then do his workout. He had the nerve to cop an attitude when I was no longer in the mood. FML
Today, like every other day, my wife doesn't have time for sex because she's too busy on Facebook. Then she bitched me out because "we never have sex anymore." FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, after my husband told me he doesn't enjoy having sex unless he initiates it, my mother-in-law barged into my bedroom only to find me pleasing myself. FML
Today, my husband has been in a bad mood all week, so I finally demanded to know why. He told me his favourite porn site has suddenly started showing adverts, so now he can’t wank in peace anymore without pop-up ads appearing every 20 seconds. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks it's okay to have an online girlfriend and have naked pictures sent to his email, because he's not "physically touching, making love, or kissing." The sad part is that the online girlfriend gets more action than me. FML
Today, my husband let me know he felt I was ignoring him by jabbing me in the right ear with his erect penis while I was Skyping with my mum overseas. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
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Top comments
jamsie_fml 17
I like the phrase "rage wank." It paints a lovely picture.
flockz 20
when you say rage wank i imagine a man furiously masturbating while making guttural whale mating calls. thank you for that.
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Comments (66)
christian_slate 16
Do you have any direct evidence he did that?
LyraAlluse 25
The mental image I got from this post can never be unseen. It had to of really sucked to witness it in person.
Grayness_ 26
Maybe you doing something wrong ?
DobbyGotPwnd 10
Why not set them up?
mr_jack_meoff 5
Another happy marriage in the shitter, when is it going to stop.
alley410 11
That is not even right.. I think it's time to find a new partner..
worldclassrager 41
He'll come back around...ask your mom to change the pic or block him as a user...
ginawater19 13
You should proooooobably do something about that..
alkolaali 7
Maybe your mom is just to hot to resist
kalbrek009 20
The hell? There's just something plain WRONG with anyone wanking over their mother-in-law's profile page....I suppose next you might catch him in bed with her during angry sex? FYL indeed OP.