By our kids will be derps - Canada - Nelson
Today, my boyfriend found an empty snail shell. I tried messing with him by saying the snail had turned into a slug, like caterpillars turn into butterflies. He quickly replied, "Yeah I know. I'm not a tard, babe." and said he'd been taught all that and more back in school. What the hell? FML
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  xBethanyC  |  15

I thought this too when I was a little kid. so I once pulled one out of its shell. it ended with me crying over this dead shelless alien looking thing that used to be a living snail.

  SirMichael  |  13

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  xBethanyC  |  15

at #22 yes. I've always been an animal lover. And I was a little kid when this happened. Hell, I still get sad when I/other people accidentally step on snails after it rains.

  SkyGuy32  |  17

I don't get it.

By  WhiteCrimson  |  23

Nimble mind, kinda like a snails, don't worry, just pray your kids inherit you brain cells and predominantly you DNA. Someone has to take care of the lower pecking order too you know.