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Step one on your journey to employment will involve purchasing a fake mustache.

Why on earth would they want to hire your brother, who I'm presuming isn't interested, over you, someone who obviously is?

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It's all good OP! There's probably a better job waiting for you!

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"Hey, I like your older brother. Do you think you could, umm, maybe, set us up?

Step one on your journey to employment will involve purchasing a fake mustache.

Dammit! Beaten. *buys a fake mustache, even though the employer doesn't know what you look like*

This is a lie

Why on earth would they want to hire your brother, who I'm presuming isn't interested, over you, someone who obviously is?

Maybe op is a perfect candidate but legally too young to work for the company??

That's exactly what I was thinking, #10. Then I stumbled upon #3's comment and it all made perfect sense.

Jeez, this might be the first time in FML history a comment I've made has added clarity. Take cover; the end is nigh.

thats fucked up. why not just called your bro?

Because OP may not have a brother? OP was the one who applied for the job, nobody else. I assume they liked OP but OP was too young to work for them, so they wanted to know if there was someone else in their household who was old enough.

Ask if they have a sister, so she can work for you

OP. That's their way of telling you that you didn't make it.

Hell yeah, become the fake brother !

OP here,Apparently they were planning on hiring me but they found out they can't because I'm not 18. I am about to start training for a new job that's very similar so it's not really big deal.