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It seems like after five years, she'd know you well enough to recognize that it was a gag gift. Unless you've just told her to get back in the kitchen one too many times and she finally snapped...

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Yes, Pwnapple. I am sure he, like everyone who is a victim of violence, was only hospitalized because he chose to be. And if anyone ever hurts you, you better not complain, because that means you chose it too.

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i'm prepared for negative thumbs, so i'm just gonna say it: i'm from austria too and i love reading fmls from where i live. and i think it's funny what you did. but if i was your girlfriend i wouldn't be too amused either!

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Good news! OP now has store credit at an expensive jewelry store. Bad news: there is no return policy for those 5 years.

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51, I'm guessing you haven't heard about DocBastard's patient who had a coke bottle stuck up there.

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Brilliant gift idea #47 "Honey, go in the kitchen and make me a samich for our anniversary. By the way, I left you a loaded gun as an anniversary gift. Where the @&%$! is my samich??!!"

It seems like after five years, she'd know you well enough to recognize that it was a gag gift. Unless you've just told her to get back in the kitchen one too many times and she finally snapped...

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