Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. FML
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PixelNoob
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It seems like after five years, she'd know you well enough to recognize that it was a gag gift. Unless you've just told her to get back in the kitchen one too many times and she finally snapped...
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mk58
| 31
Let me guess, she made you shove it up your ass.
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storyofthemonth
| 0
Happy anniversary? Also, why does it say "and engagement ring?"
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BadReputation
| 0
-facepalm-
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ceddyz17
| 10
Well they kinda go together
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ripgeorgecarl1n
| 7
No cooking? No jewelry. XD
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LePwnapple
| 0
You let a woman beat you up? Pathetic, show her who's boss, domestic abuse FTW
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Levvy
| 22
Yes, Pwnapple. I am sure he, like everyone who is a victim of violence, was only hospitalized because he chose to be. And if anyone ever hurts you, you better not complain, because that means you chose it too.
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LouisianaBob
| 9
Don't worry OP your concussion got a laugh out of me
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yoursucklives
| 36
i'm prepared for negative thumbs, so i'm just gonna say it: i'm from austria too and i love reading fmls from where i live.
and i think it's funny what you did. but if i was your girlfriend i wouldn't be too amused either!
and i think it's funny what you did. but if i was your girlfriend i wouldn't be too amused either!
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yasmineo16
| 0
Don't mess with the ladies!
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
No jewelry? No cooking.
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rcbarnes
| 24
...and concussions, too. :-P
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BadReputation
| 0
Pwnd.
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That0therguy
| 4
No.
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franniedottp
| 8
Only if it was a headshot.
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skullcandifiedDJ
| 5
you should've got her some chill pills instead...
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mk58
| 31
Let me guess, she made you shove it up your ass.
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IntoTheClouds
| 42
The way I saw it in moderation is that he had a black eye and a broken nose, or something along those lines.
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Braginskyyy
| 6
It's amazing how reading one comment can probably give you horrible nightmares for weeks.
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Daralea
| 21
Good news! OP now has store credit at an expensive jewelry store. Bad news: there is no return policy for those 5 years.
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Eggers
| 2
are you new to the internet 51?
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mk58
| 31
51, I'm guessing you haven't heard about DocBastard's patient who had a coke bottle stuck up there.
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DreBeezy
| 9
Lol your picture totally goes with your comment.
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storyofthemonth
| 0
Wow, it said "and engagement ring" and my comment about it got deleted :/
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laden_swallow09
| 34
Giving her a weapon for a gift… How else didja think it was going to end up? lols
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pitchblease
| 2
That's why she didn't get a waffle iron!
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Brilliant gift idea #47
"Honey, go in the kitchen and make me a samich for our anniversary.
By the way, I left you a loaded gun as an anniversary gift.
Where the @&%$! is my samich??!!"
"Honey, go in the kitchen and make me a samich for our anniversary.
By the way, I left you a loaded gun as an anniversary gift.
Where the @&%$! is my samich??!!"
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artprincess
| 0
love ur pic
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PixelNoob
| 11
It seems like after five years, she'd know you well enough to recognize that it was a gag gift. Unless you've just told her to get back in the kitchen one too many times and she finally snapped...
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Crlnprz
| 11
No you guys, obviously she used the ring as a weapon. Duh
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malfoyfreak
| 3
Well played.
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jeremy0690
| 0
haha
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Sonic_boomerang
| 5
Little bit abusive, you sure you wanna get into that?
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TXjuggalo972
| 6
Well physco in the head, good in bed... So I'd get in that
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enonymous
| 8
You had me at 'bitch go make me a pie'