By Awie - 20/10/2011 08:26 - Austria
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Happy anniversary? Also, why does it say "and engagement ring?"
-facepalm-
Well they kinda go together
No cooking? No jewelry. XD
Yes, Pwnapple. I am sure he, like everyone who is a victim of violence, was only hospitalized because he chose to be. And if anyone ever hurts you, you better not complain, because that means you chose it too.
Don't worry OP your concussion got a laugh out of me
Don't mess with the ladies!
No jewelry? No cooking.
...and concussions, too. :-P
Pwnd.
Only if it was a headshot.
you should've got her some chill pills instead...
Let me guess, she made you shove it up your ass.
The way I saw it in moderation is that he had a black eye and a broken nose, or something along those lines.
It's amazing how reading one comment can probably give you horrible nightmares for weeks.
Good news! OP now has store credit at an expensive jewelry store. Bad news: there is no return policy for those 5 years.
51, I'm guessing you haven't heard about DocBastard's patient who had a coke bottle stuck up there.
Wow, it said "and engagement ring" and my comment about it got deleted :/
Giving her a weapon for a gift… How else didja think it was going to end up? lols
love ur pic
It seems like after five years, she'd know you well enough to recognize that it was a gag gift. Unless you've just told her to get back in the kitchen one too many times and she finally snapped...
No you guys, obviously she used the ring as a weapon. Duh
Well played.
haha
Well physco in the head, good in bed... So I'd get in that
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It seems like after five years, she'd know you well enough to recognize that it was a gag gift. Unless you've just told her to get back in the kitchen one too many times and she finally snapped...
Let me guess, she made you shove it up your ass.