-facepalm-

No cooking? No jewelry. XD

You let a woman beat you up? Pathetic, show her who's boss, domestic abuse FTW

Yes, Pwnapple. I am sure he, like everyone who is a victim of violence, was only hospitalized because he chose to be. And if anyone ever hurts you, you better not complain, because that means you chose it too.

Don't worry OP your concussion got a laugh out of me

i'm prepared for negative thumbs, so i'm just gonna say it: i'm from austria too and i love reading fmls from where i live. and i think it's funny what you did. but if i was your girlfriend i wouldn't be too amused either!

Don't mess with the ladies!

No jewelry? No cooking.

...and concussions, too. :-P

No.

Only if it was a headshot.

you should've got her some chill pills instead...

The way I saw it in moderation is that he had a black eye and a broken nose, or something along those lines.

It's amazing how reading one comment can probably give you horrible nightmares for weeks.

Good news! OP now has store credit at an expensive jewelry store. Bad news: there is no return policy for those 5 years.

are you new to the internet 51?

51, I'm guessing you haven't heard about DocBastard's patient who had a coke bottle stuck up there.

Lol your picture totally goes with your comment.

That's why she didn't get a waffle iron!

Brilliant gift idea #47 "Honey, go in the kitchen and make me a samich for our anniversary. By the way, I left you a loaded gun as an anniversary gift. Where the @&%$! is my samich??!!"

love ur pic

Well played.

haha

Well physco in the head, good in bed... So I'd get in that