By Awie - 20/10/2011 08:26 - Austria

Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. FML
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It seems like after five years, she'd know you well enough to recognize that it was a gag gift. Unless you've just told her to get back in the kitchen one too many times and she finally snapped...

Let me guess, she made you shove it up your ass.

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Happy anniversary? Also, why does it say "and engagement ring?"

Well they kinda go together

No cooking? No jewelry. XD

You let a woman beat you up? Pathetic, show her who's boss, domestic abuse FTW

Yes, Pwnapple. I am sure he, like everyone who is a victim of violence, was only hospitalized because he chose to be. And if anyone ever hurts you, you better not complain, because that means you chose it too.

Don't worry OP your concussion got a laugh out of me

i'm prepared for negative thumbs, so i'm just gonna say it: i'm from austria too and i love reading fmls from where i live. and i think it's funny what you did. but if i was your girlfriend i wouldn't be too amused either!

Don't mess with the ladies!

No jewelry? No cooking.

...and concussions, too. :-P

Only if it was a headshot.

you should've got her some chill pills instead...

Let me guess, she made you shove it up your ass.

The way I saw it in moderation is that he had a black eye and a broken nose, or something along those lines.

It's amazing how reading one comment can probably give you horrible nightmares for weeks.

Good news! OP now has store credit at an expensive jewelry store. Bad news: there is no return policy for those 5 years.

are you new to the internet 51?

51, I'm guessing you haven't heard about DocBastard's patient who had a coke bottle stuck up there.

Lol your picture totally goes with your comment.

Wow, it said "and engagement ring" and my comment about it got deleted :/

Giving her a weapon for a gift… How else didja think it was going to end up? lols

That's why she didn't get a waffle iron!

Brilliant gift idea #47 "Honey, go in the kitchen and make me a samich for our anniversary. By the way, I left you a loaded gun as an anniversary gift. Where the @&%$! is my samich??!!"

It seems like after five years, she'd know you well enough to recognize that it was a gag gift. Unless you've just told her to get back in the kitchen one too many times and she finally snapped...

No you guys, obviously she used the ring as a weapon. Duh

Little bit abusive, you sure you wanna get into that?

Well physco in the head, good in bed... So I'd get in that

You had me at 'bitch go make me a pie'