FML : Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave...

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Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Awie - / Thursday 20 October 2011 08:26 / Austria

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By PixelNoob | 11

#3461704 - Thursday 20 October 2011 04:07

It seems like after five years, she'd know you well enough to recognize that it was a gag gift. Unless you've just told her to get back in the kitchen one too many times and she finally snapped...

By mk58 | 31

#3461682 - Thursday 20 October 2011 04:05

Let me guess, she made you shove it up your ass.

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By storyofthemonth | 0

#3461668 - Thursday 20 October 2011 04:03

Happy anniversary? Also, why does it say "and engagement ring?"

BadReputation | 0

#3461712 - Thursday 20 October 2011 04:07

-facepalm-

By ceddyz17 | 7

#3461672 - Thursday 20 October 2011 04:03

Well they kinda go together

ripgeorgecarl1n | 7

#3461794 - Thursday 20 October 2011 04:18

No cooking? No jewelry. XD

LePwnapple | 0

#3461912 - Thursday 20 October 2011 04:44

You let a woman beat you up? Pathetic, show her who's boss, domestic abuse FTW

Levvy | 20

#3461952 - Thursday 20 October 2011 04:54

Yes, Pwnapple. I am sure he, like everyone who is a victim of violence, was only hospitalized because he chose to be. And if anyone ever hurts you, you better not complain, because that means you chose it too.

LouisianaBob | 9

#3461979 - Thursday 20 October 2011 05:03

Don't worry OP your concussion got a laugh out of me

yoursucklives | 36

#3463051 - Thursday 20 October 2011 10:09

i'm prepared for negative thumbs, so i'm just gonna say it: i'm from austria too and i love reading fmls from where i live. and i think it's funny what you did. but if i was your girlfriend i wouldn't be too amused either!

yasmineo16 | 0

#3465933 - Friday 21 October 2011 12:44

Don't mess with the ladies!

ohSNAPyall | 26

#3472087 - Saturday 22 October 2011 05:28

No jewelry? No cooking.

rcbarnes | 24

#4085507 - Saturday 25 February 2012 09:00

...and concussions, too. :-P

By BadReputation | 0

#3461673 - Thursday 20 October 2011 04:04

Pwnd.

That0therguy | 4

#3462355 - Thursday 20 October 2011 07:00

No.

franniedottp | 8

#3463670 - Friday 21 October 2011 12:48

Only if it was a headshot.

skullcandifiedDJ | 5

#3480558 - Monday 24 October 2011 03:46

you should've got her some chill pills instead...

By mk58 | 31

#3461682 - Thursday 20 October 2011 04:05

Let me guess, she made you shove it up your ass.

IntoTheClouds | 40

#3461955 - Thursday 20 October 2011 04:55

The way I saw it in moderation is that he had a black eye and a broken nose, or something along those lines.

Braginskyyy | 6

#3462129 - Thursday 20 October 2011 05:41

It's amazing how reading one comment can probably give you horrible nightmares for weeks.

Daralea | 21

#3462147 - Thursday 20 October 2011 05:47

Good news! OP now has store credit at an expensive jewelry store. Bad news: there is no return policy for those 5 years.

Eggers | 2

#3462150 - Thursday 20 October 2011 05:47

are you new to the internet 51?

mk58 | 31

#3462295 - Thursday 20 October 2011 06:34

51, I'm guessing you haven't heard about DocBastard's patient who had a coke bottle stuck up there.

DreBeezy | 9

#3462813 - Thursday 20 October 2011 08:36

Lol your picture totally goes with your comment.

By storyofthemonth | 0

#3461689 - Thursday 20 October 2011 04:06

Wow, it said "and engagement ring" and my comment about it got deleted :/

By laden_swallow09 | 34

#3461703 - Thursday 20 October 2011 04:07

Giving her a weapon for a gift… How else didja think it was going to end up? lols

pitchblease | 2

#3462117 - Thursday 20 October 2011 05:38

That's why she didn't get a waffle iron!

RedPillSucks | 30

#3462164 - Thursday 20 October 2011 05:54

Brilliant gift idea #47 "Honey, go in the kitchen and make me a samich for our anniversary. By the way, I left you a loaded gun as an anniversary gift. Where the @&%$! is my samich??!!"

artprincess | 0

#3464023 - Friday 21 October 2011 02:31

love ur pic

By PixelNoob | 11

#3461704 - Thursday 20 October 2011 04:07

It seems like after five years, she'd know you well enough to recognize that it was a gag gift. Unless you've just told her to get back in the kitchen one too many times and she finally snapped...