By talktothefacecausethehandswanking - 22/06/2013 18:54 - Korea, Republic of - Seoul

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Today, my husband decided he would rather rage-wank to my mum's Facebook profile picture than make love to me. FML
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jamsie_fml 17
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I like the phrase "rage wank." It paints a lovely picture.

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flockz 19

when you say rage wank i imagine a man furiously masturbating while making guttural whale mating calls. thank you for that.

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

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CallMeWindSock 24

You had your chance at being first... And that's what you came up with.

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Neyuu 18

The pressure of being first was just too much.

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SamSwebb 24
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oh that sucks OP :( that's gotta sting...

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zandalee 19
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Major red flag right there! Show him the door.

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yawateverok 10

i dont understand? she looks like her momy so its a compliment

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weezypanda420 22
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Divorce him. Just hope he doesn't become your new step dad

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The_Piquerist 7

Damn that sucks. Perhaps u need to spice things up a bit though. Or he just wanted a quickie so sometimes just a bj will do.

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FightMyLiger 19
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Good idea. Maybe a rage blowjob with extra teeth, OP?

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gloooooria 14

Spice things up? By taping a picture of her mother to her face. Yeah, that sounds good.

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DyslexicPanda 12

I don't think you quite know what's going on here, 4...

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emeraldisle 30
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He's got his priorities a little mixed up.

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BlackPhenom 9
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How does one even rage-wank? Like what's the purpose of that?

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DKjazz 20

It's like furious masturbation. He's not angry. "Furious" and "rage" describe the fervor of the wank.

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JoshuahColins 19
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Looks like someone needs a new partner

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jamsie_fml 17
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I like the phrase "rage wank." It paints a lovely picture.

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JACKxRAWR 22
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Dude, a rage-wank is an important part of a healthy lifestyle. Trust me I'm a scientist.

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j_cat187 19
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I have a masters in Wankanomics. I will back your statement.

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richiedbond 16
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I have a masters degree from Bater university. I shall also back this statement!

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chanellgymnast 17
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Time to make you a milf!

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rickyblair 16

Rage wank? What even is that?

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jerzjay 17
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You don't even want to know... keep your innocence lol

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Wizardo 33

He just wants to release all of his pent up rage all over the face that pisses him off the most, which also happens to be your mums face...

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