By lonelygal69 - 19/08/2015 05:54 - United States - Stafford

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Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 004
You deserved it 3 752

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Did he explicitly jerk off instead of having sex with you? Or are you just insecure after finding out what his jerk-material is? Just curious, two very different scenarios lol

Sometimes men (or women) just want to have a quick jerk without "the hassle" (foreplay, pleasing the partner as well, etc.) of sex. That's perfectly normal and shouldn't be shamed. If he however turns you down alot and you feel rejected, you should have a serious conversation with him about ways to spike your sex life up. Men aren't always in the mood either and maybe he just needs a different atmosphere, like a romantic evening or some toys? Lots of things you could try together :)

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Did he explicitly jerk off instead of having sex with you? Or are you just insecure after finding out what his jerk-material is? Just curious, two very different scenarios lol

Loved your comment, but the "lol" in the end wasn't necessary.

he's jerking to strange. better then cheating I guess

No at first he is jerking to strange but #2 is guessing that it's better to chat afterwards.

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Whew way to make it about you, champ.

Well dang now I guess you can't look at any female celebrity the same cause someone probably has jerked off to them...

rule 34, if it exists, there porn of it

she's a cheerleader what do you expect.

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you and #3 should be friends and set up an online wii fit support group and have op join.

Having OP join would probably make it worse for them.

why didn't people like this comment hahah

@18, maybe we should :')

I don't even understand what could be so attractive about basic shapes and a floating head.

#5 That isn't Wii Fit Trainer, that's a Mii

maybe your insecure and he just didn't want the physical part of body on body

I can see insecure in the right situation, but who wouldn't want the second part? Beats the options.

Sometimes men (or women) just want to have a quick jerk without "the hassle" (foreplay, pleasing the partner as well, etc.) of sex. That's perfectly normal and shouldn't be shamed. If he however turns you down alot and you feel rejected, you should have a serious conversation with him about ways to spike your sex life up. Men aren't always in the mood either and maybe he just needs a different atmosphere, like a romantic evening or some toys? Lots of things you could try together :)

I love you. Here. Have a virtual hug.

my above comment said the same general thing and i got down voted wtf

Don't attempt to understand the upvote/down vote community, you'll go mad.

A lot is two words

#51, how can you compare your two-liner to #7's magnificent explanation? You're just lazy.

and your a cunt #66

You must be fun at parties

I think it may be time to invest in a vibrator.

Or she could just talk to him. You know, make things work.

If she's that unhappy it's time to invest in a divorce lawyer. A loveless sexless marriage isn't solved by a sex toy.

If he constantly rejects her, sure. If this happened once or twice, I think that's a stupid idea. Sometimes doing it alone is better.

If she's posting an FML after it happened one time, she's either the world's biggest baby or a complete tard.

Does your husband happen to love anime too?

aww, chin up buttercup. men are physical. I would try setting a time and getting spiffed up for the occasion. hopefully it works out... if that fails, you my need to go fully synthetic