By Anonymous - United States - Wilmington
Today, we got a new Roomba. I set it to clean and came back an hour later to find shit smears all over the floor. Apparently, one of my cats had done his business in the kitchen, and the Roomba had dragged it around the entire first floor of my house. FML
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  alitairi  |  18

^thats why he put figuratively in parentheses. he said literally for over exaggeration, but figuratively so we all know he knows what they both mean.

  Cely988  |  29

#35 First of all, #8 is a she, not a he. 2nd of all, I didn't "spaz out". 3rd of all, writing English correctly won't kill you so how about you stop "spazzing out" when someone tries to correct someone else.

  greekk  |  21

While being a grammar nazi, second of all and third of all don't work the way you think they do. Secondly and thirdly are fine, but not the way you put it. so please stop being nazi when you sound like a sped. biggest hate is those grammar freaks. pls leave.