Intimacy: Today, I told my husband that while he was away I had had a miscarriage....

By sadsadlady - Canada

Today, I told my husband that while he was away I had had a miscarriage. His response? "If you can't take care of our baby while it is still inside you, how can I trust you to take care of it when it comes out?" FML

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By Anonymous

Today, I had my end of year physics exam. I wasn't sure about some stuff, so I hid my notes and textbook in the bathroom. Halfway through, I got up, went to the bathroom, and as soon as I picked up the book, forgot what I was looking for. I can't even cheat right. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, my wife and I were having sex when she suddenly stopped and said, "I just thought of a great lesson plan idea for my 3rd graders." This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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By motherlylove

Today, my mother-in-law screamed at the top of her lungs in front of our friends and family that I was stealing her baby away from her. I'd only suggested we go home because he had a migraine. Her baby is 24 years old and has been married to me for a year. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Hernando

Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML

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By TheyObjectToTheUnholyUnion - United States - Rochester

Today, I received yet another letter from a relative bitching me out for not involving my parents in my wedding. The parents who showed no interest in our relationship and then yelled at my fiancé and me when we announced it to them, calling us stupid, naive, heathens, and mentally ill. FML

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By Cococautly - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

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By ouch - United States - Sterling

Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML

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By stillembarrassed - United Kingdom

Today, the window cleaner did his rounds at my house. I sat at my mirror applying makeup and doing my hair. When he came to my window, he yelled rather loudly, "Stop putting on a show for me, you dirty slut!" FML

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By ac13 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, this girl I like just told me a funny story about her pooping adventures. We shared a laugh and she told me "I could never say that to my boyfriend, but I can to you. I don't know, it's like the uglier the boy, the more comfortable I am with him." FML

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By stpry of my life - United States

Today, I was babysitting my 5 year old niece, and she was really down in the dumps because she didn't get invited to a birthday party. To cheer her up, I took her to Chuck E Cheese. Right when we arrived, we walked in on a birthday party. It was the one that my niece got denied from. FML

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By Kate - United States

Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One of the ideas was for the guy to whip his knob out, stand behind his girl and say "Can you say that into the microphone?" Now he does it every chance he gets, and I fall for it EVERY TIME. FML

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By Teste - Spain

Today, I passed by a cute girl who was staring intensely at me. When I glanced in her direction, she smiled. Taking this as a positive sign, I approached her. Before I could say anything, she handed me a flyer explaining the benefits of STD testing. Apparently, I look like I need it. FML

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By hahanosirr - United States

Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm, my boyfriend finally succeeded. It came from his car bumping up and down while we drove down a pot-holed road. FML

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By loveyadad - United States - Watertown

Today, my dad came home from a trip to Arizona and brought back special hand-picked gifts for the whole family. When he got to me, he smiled, and pulled out a free lotion from the hotel at which he was staying. FML

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By anonymous - United States - Westwood

Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML

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By Henry

How is that fair?

Today, I was promoted as an auditor at an insurance company. After finding 9 compliance violations and over $15,000 returned incorrectly, I reported them to my manager. She blamed me for all the mistakes and fired me. These mistakes happened two years before I was employed with the company. FML

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By Anonymous - Japan

Today, I found out my ex just got engaged to a girl he met 3 months ago, shortly before he ended our 5 year relationship. His reason for breaking up was that he didn't believe in marriage and couldn't be with someone who wanted to get married. Right. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Valley Stream

Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I returned to work after celebrating the New Year in Mexico. I wasn't feeling well, but didn't want to call in sick after already taking a vacation. Now I'm at work with diarrhea, and trotting to the bathroom every 30 minutes. My commute home usually takes around an hour. FML

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By assoutofuandme - United States - San Francisco

Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML

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By Anonymous - Ireland

Today, I was taking my architecture project to school. I'd spent days preparing my little model house. I stepped outside with it in my hand, and right at that moment a gust of wind ripped it away. It's currently lying in my neighbour's garden, smashed to pieces. FML

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By HomeImprover

Today, I rode my newly-purchased bicycle to Lowe's to look at flooring and back splashes for our upcoming remodel. Upon leaving the store, I found out that my bicycle had been stolen by someone who had bought a hacksaw from that store while I was shopping. They left the receipt to mock me. FML

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By HairyBoobs - United States

Today, I nearly sliced my nipple off while shaving my chest and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a woman, my nipples are so hairy I have to shave them. FML

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By Sh.H - United States

Today, before a big formal banquet, I went tanning because I wanted to look good in my cocktail dress. I got out of the tanning bed only to realize that I had left my socks on. FML

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By fuckingdieyouoldhag - United States

Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML

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By Anonymous - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my maths class and I had to sit through a slideshow of photos of our teacher's cat. The cat's name is Mr Cat. FML

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By NowImSingle

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML

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By alexis89 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice "oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML

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By notmine - India - New Delhi

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad decided that he wanted to start a collection of sporks. They're filling up our car. FML

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By eewww - United Kingdom

Today, I took a 40 minute bus ride home from work. The first 20 minutes were spent listening to the drunk man behind me moan uncontrollably and belch. The last 20 minutes were spent trying to ignore the vomit he left on my back as he got up to leave. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - East Stroudsburg

Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML

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By Anonymous

Pills, thrills and bellyaches

Today, I came home from surgery to remove my tonsils. It's a much better surgery to have as a kid, because when you get older it's much more painful. I didn't know my mom liked pain killers. I do now, because I have none left and I haven't even taken any yet. FML

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By Anonymous - Australia - Wantirna

Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, despite my pleading, my boyfriend mounted a set of bullhorns above our headboard. Guess what came crashing down on our heads at 2am. FML

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By ummno - United States

Today, I was awakened in the middle of the night by a frantic banging on my front door. It was a guy whom I'd only been dating a few weeks, with a suitcase. He stated that his wife kicked him out for having an affair, and thought now would be a good time to move in together. FML

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By Amanda - United States

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

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By joi9496

Today, at age 23, I met my absentee father. He went on about how much he missed me and wanted to know more about me. He then asked if I knew where he could get some good weed, and said he'd share it to make up for all the missed birthdays and Christmases. FML

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By Sexless4Life - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I realized that it's been well over a month since my boyfriend has even tried to have sex with me. The last time was our first time, and because he couldn't keep it up, he's too humiliated to accept any of my advances. FML

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By Bran_Dizzle_ | 0

#720568 - Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:54

That's effed up

I mean, REALLY effed up

Damn.

By sweatnut | 0

#720822 - Tuesday 15 December 2009 6:24

WTF. I hope this isn't true. if it is then you need to leave him. That is one of the cruelest, hurtful insensitive things Ive heard in a long time. My wife and I lost our first child 4 years ago to a miscarriage and I still get upset by it, thankfully we have 2 beautiful children now. leave that loser.

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By jayemdoubleyou | 1

#720562 - Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:53

Damn.

nitrogirl | 0

#1000266 - Friday 21 May 2010 7:08

aww screw him I feel bad fer you)):

Hunthas | 17

#1004816 - Monday 24 May 2010 4:00

apparently she already did.. sigh

Sp1k3FML | 14

#5971642 - Wednesday 11 June 2014 2:18

This retards... ^

jalmanza2580 | 11

#6119755 - Sunday 16 November 2014 3:48

I'm 15 and I had a miscarriage. its so hard to lose a baby inside of you! sorry op!

Moonelo9 | 14

#6657112 - Monday 25 July 2016 8:50

????

By Bran_Dizzle_ | 0

#720568 - Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:54

That's effed up

I mean, REALLY effed up

Damn.

kindness | 0

#722070 - Wednesday 16 December 2009 5:12

omfg... what the hell is wrong with that man! divorce that dickhead.

joseph4242423 | 0

#1124227 - Thursday 22 July 2010 13:36

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.. Show it anyway

stephanieface | 0

#1966024 - Friday 14 January 2011 13:57

it's not a win at all.
I'm not sure males realize how much a miscarriage can hurt a woman.

it's like the saying, women become mothers the second they find out they're pregnant, men become fathers when they hold their child in their arms.

Boredumm | 6

#2080352 - Monday 14 February 2011 1:30

he should've asked a relative or a friend who can accompany op and help her.

By shananigans | 0

#720590 - Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:59

What an asshole.

kaengelangeleyes | 9

#3272587 - Sunday 11 September 2011 15:36

No kidding.
Miscarriages could happen for any reason. Its not necessarily her fault. Even if it was, miscarriages are one of the most painful things a woman can go through, physically and mentally..
:( I cant imagine. Im sorry, OP.

effyoubitch | 5

#3464877 - Friday 21 October 2011 6:50

I just went through my 3rd miscarriage 3 weeks ago and that shit was more painful than the 16 hours of labor i went through to have my daughter. On top of that i had to be hospitalized because i lost so much blood.

ProfessionalTrol_fml | 14

#4452742 - Friday 18 May 2012 21:51

.....

By derrrrick | 0

#720601 - Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:00

Wow...

By derrrrick | 0

#720602 - Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:00

SilverInGray | 25

#5322876 - Monday 14 January 2013 5:17

How the crap is a blank comment thumbed up?

By ILYSEN10RS | 0

#720615 - Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:04

Wow, that is so rude and heartless.

By MrMeganFox | 0

#720625 - Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:06

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alch4 | 0

#4188404 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:40

Lol

marina1996 | 5

#7531249 - Friday 18 August 2017 16:47

you know what else you could lol at? the fact that it could have and probably should have been you. i hope you never have to to watch a woman admit to you that she lost yall's baby. i have and it still breaks my heart every day thinking about my girlfriends face. i hope someone cuts off your balls and feeds them to you.

By Danzergirl1 | 0

#720632 - Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:10

MrMeganFox ur a jerk. U must not have a soul if u think thts even close to funny

By Major_General | 10

#720676 - Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:31

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mintypoison | 22

#3298434 - Friday 16 September 2011 13:22

Please tell me how he has a point. A miscarriage can really happen for any reason, be it the woman really not taking care of herself, being too stressed, or just plain gentics. It's not always the fault of the mother when a miscarriage happens and you're a douche for saying so.

poptartsteeler98 | 0

#3697876 - Wednesday 7 December 2011 18:12

You dick

By KarelessKitten | 0

#720696 - Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:45

That is a shit thing to say! I hope to hell you kicked him in the balls for that.