By can't win - 13/01/2015 16:25 - Australia

Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes, she accused me of trying to check out the girls by looking at their reflection in her eyes. FML
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PharmacyJoe 13
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"No dear. I'm just trying to see deep enough into your soul to know if you're worthy enough for sacrifice to the Dark Lord."

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BaDumTsss_fml 23

Wow, paranoid much?

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giantsfan2010 23

Girl logic....as if you could actually do that.

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BaDumTsss_fml 23

Wow, paranoid much?

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Crossing 17
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Maybe she was just busting his balls?

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TanzWolf 26

I'm always paranoid of stranger pixel girls on a TV screen. They look like might jump out and look at my boyfriend or something....

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illusong 16
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Are you dating the overly attached girlfriend (meme)

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heirofhope 38
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Sheesh! That would be one strategic way of going about it. I'm sorry OP, she sounds like she could be insecure, I think you should talk to her about that to prevent future absurdities.

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Classy_Sassy_15 15
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Just explain that you were looking into her eyes not the women in the game.

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thomasrasmussen7 20

Well, ball is life.

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PharmacyJoe 13
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"No dear. I'm just trying to see deep enough into your soul to know if you're worthy enough for sacrifice to the Dark Lord."

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heirofhope 38
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#5 You're killing me with that comment, it made my day! Hail Satan.

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kimeatszombies 22

I am Satan, Lord of darkness.

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Erebus_Terror 12
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You're the Lady of Cuteness.

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rocker_chick105 31
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15- Bo Burnham reference?

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FieldLeftBlank 20

Satan? I thought he meant Voldemort.

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bryce0110 23

Everyone who replied here got bad reviews :P

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warsun 27
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So did you

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biebahood 15
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wtf how come people here not get a you-know-who reference :O

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kimeatszombies 22

I was trying to add a Bo Burnham reference, but no one understood. :P

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PharmacyJoe 13
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It could be Voldy! Or it could be Sauron... I'll never tell! :)

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xSphinx 18
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Hail satan you religious christian-mormon fucks. Go crucify yourself.

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Retaheki 27
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Your girlfriend is really insecure. If she really thinks you could get a good look at girls through the reflection in her eyes, she's got issues.

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rdenkewicz 11

Why would she think you watch girls basketball to check out other girls? She needs to be worried about cheerleading, beach volleyball and the internet.

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jojimugo 20

Your girl crazy dude

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miianah1 22
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She's probably joking. I cannot see anyone saying that seriously. But if she is serious, then all I can say is run.

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tuxedoandex 28
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She's obviously been cheating on you with the toaster, and she's trying to cover it up. Break up with her immediately.

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miianah1 22
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"Mm look at those .05 millimeter boobs" Your girlfriend is an idiot if she was serious.

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