Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes, she accused me of trying to check out the girls by looking at their reflection in her eyes. FML
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PharmacyJoe
| 13
"No dear. I'm just trying to see deep enough into your soul to know if you're worthy enough for sacrifice to the Dark Lord."
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BaDumTsss_fml
| 23
Wow, paranoid much?
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giantsfan2010
| 23
Girl logic....as if you could actually do that.
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BaDumTsss_fml
| 23
Wow, paranoid much?
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Crossing
| 17
Maybe she was just busting his balls?
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TanzWolf
| 26
I'm always paranoid of stranger pixel girls on a TV screen. They look like might jump out and look at my boyfriend or something....
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illusong
| 16
Are you dating the overly attached girlfriend (meme)
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heirofhope
| 38
Sheesh! That would be one strategic way of going about it. I'm sorry OP, she sounds like she could be insecure, I think you should talk to her about that to prevent future absurdities.
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Classy_Sassy_15
| 15
Just explain that you were looking into her eyes not the women in the game.
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thomasrasmussen7
| 20
Well, ball is life.
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PharmacyJoe
| 13
"No dear. I'm just trying to see deep enough into your soul to know if you're worthy enough for sacrifice to the Dark Lord."
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heirofhope
| 38
#5 You're killing me with that comment, it made my day! Hail Satan.
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kimeatszombies
| 22
I am Satan, Lord of darkness.
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Erebus_Terror
| 12
You're the Lady of Cuteness.
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rocker_chick105
| 31
15- Bo Burnham reference?
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FieldLeftBlank
| 20
Satan? I thought he meant Voldemort.
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bryce0110
| 23
Everyone who replied here got bad reviews :P
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warsun
| 27
So did you
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biebahood
| 15
wtf how come people here not get a you-know-who reference :O
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kimeatszombies
| 22
I was trying to add a Bo Burnham reference, but no one understood. :P
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PharmacyJoe
| 13
It could be Voldy! Or it could be Sauron... I'll never tell! :)
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xSphinx
| 18
Hail satan you religious christian-mormon fucks. Go crucify yourself.
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Retaheki
| 27
Your girlfriend is really insecure. If she really thinks you could get a good look at girls through the reflection in her eyes, she's got issues.
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rdenkewicz
| 11
Why would she think you watch girls basketball to check out other girls? She needs to be worried about cheerleading, beach volleyball and the internet.
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jojimugo
| 20
Your girl crazy dude
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miianah1
| 22
She's probably joking. I cannot see anyone saying that seriously. But if she is serious, then all I can say is run.
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tuxedoandex
| 28
She's obviously been cheating on you with the toaster, and she's trying to cover it up. Break up with her immediately.
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miianah1
| 22
"Mm look at those .05 millimeter boobs"
Your girlfriend is an idiot if she was serious.
Your girlfriend is an idiot if she was serious.