FML : Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes,...

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Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes, she accused me of trying to check out the girls by looking at their reflection in her eyes. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By can't win / Tuesday 13 January 2015 16:25 / Australia

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By PharmacyJoe | 13

#6172079 - Wednesday 14 January 2015 0:09

"No dear. I'm just trying to see deep enough into your soul to know if you're worthy enough for sacrifice to the Dark Lord."

By BaDumTsss_fml | 23

#6172073 - Wednesday 14 January 2015 0:07

Wow, paranoid much?

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By giantsfan2010 | 23

#6172069 - Wednesday 14 January 2015 0:06

Girl logic....as if you could actually do that.

By BaDumTsss_fml | 23

#6172073 - Wednesday 14 January 2015 0:07

Wow, paranoid much?

Crossing | 17

#6172137 - Wednesday 14 January 2015 1:04

Maybe she was just busting his balls?

TanzWolf | 26

#6172632 - Wednesday 14 January 2015 18:31

I'm always paranoid of stranger pixel girls on a TV screen. They look like might jump out and look at my boyfriend or something....

illusong | 16

#6172706 - Wednesday 14 January 2015 20:53

Are you dating the overly attached girlfriend (meme)

By heirofhope | 38

#6172077 - Wednesday 14 January 2015 0:09

Sheesh! That would be one strategic way of going about it. I'm sorry OP, she sounds like she could be insecure, I think you should talk to her about that to prevent future absurdities.

Classy_Sassy_15 | 15

#6172108 - Wednesday 14 January 2015 0:38

Just explain that you were looking into her eyes not the women in the game.

By thomasrasmussen7 | 20

#6172078 - Wednesday 14 January 2015 0:09

Well, ball is life.

By PharmacyJoe | 13

#6172079 - Wednesday 14 January 2015 0:09

"No dear. I'm just trying to see deep enough into your soul to know if you're worthy enough for sacrifice to the Dark Lord."

heirofhope | 38

#6172086 - Wednesday 14 January 2015 0:11

#5 You're killing me with that comment, it made my day! Hail Satan.

kimeatszombies | 22

#6172101 - Wednesday 14 January 2015 0:29

I am Satan, Lord of darkness.

Erebus_Terror | 12

#6172129 - Wednesday 14 January 2015 0:59

You're the Lady of Cuteness.

rocker_chick105 | 31

#6172130 - Wednesday 14 January 2015 1:00

15- Bo Burnham reference?

FieldLeftBlank | 20

#6172255 - Wednesday 14 January 2015 4:56

Satan? I thought he meant Voldemort.

bryce0110 | 23

#6172270 - Wednesday 14 January 2015 5:15

Everyone who replied here got bad reviews :P

warsun | 27

#6172330 - Wednesday 14 January 2015 8:00

So did you

biebahood | 15

#6172559 - Wednesday 14 January 2015 16:12

wtf how come people here not get a you-know-who reference :O

kimeatszombies | 22

#6172649 - Wednesday 14 January 2015 19:03

I was trying to add a Bo Burnham reference, but no one understood. :P

PharmacyJoe | 13

#6172757 - Wednesday 14 January 2015 23:29

It could be Voldy! Or it could be Sauron... I'll never tell! :)

xSphinx | 18

#6173093 - Thursday 15 January 2015 7:13

Hail satan you religious christian-mormon fucks. Go crucify yourself.

By Retaheki | 27

#6172080 - Wednesday 14 January 2015 0:09

Your girlfriend is really insecure. If she really thinks you could get a good look at girls through the reflection in her eyes, she's got issues.

rdenkewicz | 11

#6174963 - Saturday 17 January 2015 2:48

Why would she think you watch girls basketball to check out other girls? She needs to be worried about cheerleading, beach volleyball and the internet.