By can't win - 13/01/2015 16:25 - Australia

Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes, she accused me of trying to check out the girls by looking at their reflection in her eyes. FML
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PharmacyJoe 13

"No dear. I'm just trying to see deep enough into your soul to know if you're worthy enough for sacrifice to the Dark Lord."

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BaDumTsss_fml 23

Wow, paranoid much?

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giantsfan2010 23

Girl logic....as if you could actually do that.

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BaDumTsss_fml 23

Wow, paranoid much?

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TanzWolf 26

I'm always paranoid of stranger pixel girls on a TV screen. They look like might jump out and look at my boyfriend or something....

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illusong 16

Are you dating the overly attached girlfriend (meme)

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thomasrasmussen7 20

Well, ball is life.

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PharmacyJoe 13

"No dear. I'm just trying to see deep enough into your soul to know if you're worthy enough for sacrifice to the Dark Lord."

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kimeatszombies 22

I am Satan, Lord of darkness.

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FieldLeftBlank 20

Satan? I thought he meant Voldemort.

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bryce0110 23

Everyone who replied here got bad reviews :P

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biebahood 15

wtf how come people here not get a you-know-who reference :O

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kimeatszombies 22

I was trying to add a Bo Burnham reference, but no one understood. :P

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PharmacyJoe 13

It could be Voldy! Or it could be Sauron... I'll never tell! :)

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xSphinx 18

Hail satan you religious christian-mormon *****. Go crucify yourself.

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Retaheki 27

Your girlfriend is really insecure. If she really thinks you could get a good look at girls through the reflection in her eyes, she's got issues.

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rdenkewicz 11

Why would she think you watch girls basketball to check out other girls? She needs to be worried about cheerleading, beach volleyball and the internet.

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jojimugo 20

Your girl crazy dude

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miianah1 22

She's probably joking. I cannot see anyone saying that seriously. But if she is serious, then all I can say is run.

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tuxedoandex 28

She's obviously been cheating on you with the toaster, and she's trying to cover it up. Break up with her immediately.

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miianah1 22

"Mm look at those .05 millimeter boobs" Your girlfriend is an idiot if she was serious.

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Exodiafinder687 58

But the girls could only be reflected in her eyes if she was looking at the TV too. Hate to tell you this, but it sounds like your girlfriend might be a lesbian.

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Dave_Davington 33

Actually, she'd have to be looking at a point that's exactly equidistant between his eyes and the TV.

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Exodiafinder687 58

This is the internet. We don't need any of your fancy schmancy "science" around here!

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trellz17 19

Science? You mean witchcraft!!

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Exodiafinder687 58

Witchcraft!? I'll get the stakes if you get the torches.

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biebahood 15

xD ...you guys R E A L L Y need to start a show... like big bang theory or something!

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