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"No dear. I'm just trying to see deep enough into your soul to know if you're worthy enough for sacrifice to the Dark Lord."

Wow, paranoid much?

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Girl logic....as if you could actually do that.

Wow, paranoid much?

Maybe she was just busting his balls?

I'm always paranoid of stranger pixel girls on a TV screen. They look like might jump out and look at my boyfriend or something....

Are you dating the overly attached girlfriend (meme)

Sheesh! That would be one strategic way of going about it. I'm sorry OP, she sounds like she could be insecure, I think you should talk to her about that to prevent future absurdities.

Just explain that you were looking into her eyes not the women in the game.

Well, ball is life.

"No dear. I'm just trying to see deep enough into your soul to know if you're worthy enough for sacrifice to the Dark Lord."

#5 You're killing me with that comment, it made my day! Hail Satan.

I am Satan, Lord of darkness.

You're the Lady of Cuteness.

15- Bo Burnham reference?

Satan? I thought he meant Voldemort.

Everyone who replied here got bad reviews :P

So did you

wtf how come people here not get a you-know-who reference :O

I was trying to add a Bo Burnham reference, but no one understood. :P

It could be Voldy! Or it could be Sauron... I'll never tell! :)

Hail satan you religious christian-mormon fucks. Go crucify yourself.

Your girlfriend is really insecure. If she really thinks you could get a good look at girls through the reflection in her eyes, she's got issues.

Why would she think you watch girls basketball to check out other girls? She needs to be worried about cheerleading, beach volleyball and the internet.

Your girl crazy dude

She's probably joking. I cannot see anyone saying that seriously. But if she is serious, then all I can say is run.

She's obviously been cheating on you with the toaster, and she's trying to cover it up. Break up with her immediately.

"Mm look at those .05 millimeter boobs" Your girlfriend is an idiot if she was serious.