By Maiar - 13/01/2015 17:42 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my husband confessed that when he's angry with me, he uses my makeup sponge to apply his hemorrhoid cream. FML
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lvg_fml 10

How old is this man? He needs to learn how to communicate appropriately

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harrison99 4

Hope you too MAKE UP! All crappy puns aside I'm sorry about that :(

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nphill82 21

That is a whole different level of messed up, I would seriously reevaluate your relationship.

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LittleMissShadow 16

I would be locking up all my makeup from then on... That's nasty.

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rickyricoco 12

well that's easy, just use his underwear next time you need to apply icy hot

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Grenith 21

What a shit head. Pun definitely intended

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captainsmegma 12

Time to dip those makeup sponges in Frank's redhot and piss off your man. I put that shit on everything.

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viaaaaaa 22

If you have a dog you could always use his toothbrush to brush your dogs teeth.

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knights13z 21

Rub something on the sponge, like poison ivy, then get into a fight. He'll learn his lesson after he spends a few days with a very itchy rectum. Don't forget and use the sponge on your face though!

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mistress_paz 30

You could get E. coli from that or another nasty illness. Even if he was remorseful when he told you, I recommend rethinking this relationship.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Agreed! It sounds ridiculous to rethink your relationship over that. but having him mess with my health is pretty serious in my opinion! I would have trouble trusting him and that he hasn't done other stupid things like put my toothbrush in the toilet water or something.

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ksks1234 33

I agree as well. I hate the overused dump/ divorce statement, but his actions are way over the top. What would make someone think to do that to anyone, much less a loved one?! He is petty, immature, and needs to learn better outlets for his anger. OP should have a long talk on why this is not cool and crosses the line. This FML infuriates me!

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araminta 2

Haemorrhoid cream is brilliant for getting rid of the bags under your eyes. So he's actually probably doing you a backhanded favour.

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chosha_fml 26

#42 The cream isn't the problem. The contact with his asshole is the problem.

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