By Anonymous - 29/5/2021 19:59

This is us

Today, my husband asked me to check his asshole to see if his haemorrhoid had grown any bigger. This is my life now, all romance gone, and having to check his hairy ringpiece every day, and our kids wonder why I drink before I can fall asleep. FML
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By  vadarose  |  11

So then talk to your husband??? Also who else is he going to ask to check his asshole you’re his wife I’m sure he’d do it for you and he probably would feel the same way as you. Communicate with him that the intimacy is gone and you need to work on it. Also drinking your problems away is just going to create even more.

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By  vadarose  |  11

So then talk to your husband??? Also who else is he going to ask to check his asshole you’re his wife I’m sure he’d do it for you and he probably would feel the same way as you. Communicate with him that the intimacy is gone and you need to work on it. Also drinking your problems away is just going to create even more.

By  bleachedraven  |  14

I agree with the "communicate" aspect...you need more intimacy? Tell him. Checking his asshole doesn't have to interfere with intimacy...that's a seperate thing, a medical condition. While it's not anyone's favorite thing to do, as someone else said, being your spouse, he would probably do it for you. Checking asshole time and intamacy times would be seperate occassions.
I've recently done treatment for a loved one (though not hemorrhoid area) & the size is reduced slightly than it was last year...
Having kids and working in nursing homes might have reduced my squeamish levels over the years.. but for loved ones we have to put awkwardness aside sometimes. Be patient, don't damage your health over it.

By  protoskore  |  27

there is a subsection of male humanity who believe touching their own a-hole will make them gay.
Also he could easily use his phone's camera to see what's going on down there.

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  bleachedraven  |  14

🤣 wtf

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  protoskore  |  27

you read enough internet, you come across stories of women who discover their boyfriends never wipe after, or was it in the shower, because touching back there would mean...