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By airbiscuit - 21/01/2013 12:36 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

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Today, my hubby asked for a morning blow job, and I happily obliged. All was going great until he came and farted at the same time. I laughed and reassured him it was no big deal. He cried. FML
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Pitbull305 9
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Those are tears of elation. He just experienced a magical moment.

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kingoirish 4
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best wife ever

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Pitbull305 9
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Those are tears of elation. He just experienced a magical moment.

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BradTheBrony 19
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More like tears of e-JACU-lation! Ha ha ha... ha ha... I'll go back in my hole now please don't hurt me.

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firegirl1993 21
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Those were tears of joy! At the though of what a cool and chill wife he has. You beautiful creature.

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Stiggy626 25
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I thought my comment was dope but I'll admit when you got a better one haha that shits hilarious. I can forreal picture his face saying, "Really? " haha

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Roevera 14

Well that stinks.

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AwkwardPartyBear 24
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Well who knows? This one could have been vapid and nontoxic.

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happle 21
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3- I've seen your comments. I know you can do better.

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metalhead4740 14
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3-That doesn't stink, it sucks.

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DippinGrizzly907 27
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It doesn't stink or suck. It Blows

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zombieslayer83 19
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Did the fart cause him to thrust forward?

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JustOhSoLovely 6
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I never would have thought of this question on my own... Now I'm extremely curious

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aj94w 4
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I'm going to go ahead and say no, I doubt his fart had any torque to it.

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Merylwen 24
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If it ever happens again, just pretend you didn't notice. It might not be very believable, but it would probably make him less embarassed than having you aknowledging it.

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SuperDanielNL 23
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He's just scared that you'll buy a gasmask, which rules out blowjobs.

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AwkwardPartyBear 24
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Don't let it get to your head. You're blowing it all out of proportion. Those are tears of joy from the satisfaction and relief.

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AwkwardPartyBear 24
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^Sorry, I actually didn't know that. Oh well- let the downfall of thumbs continue.

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jonnied23 20
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He should be happy you weren't disgusted by it.

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carmel1110 12
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Happened with my boyfriend once... I laughed so hard... Then he got really mad and didn't talk to me for 2 hours

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xsarax_fml 10
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Gee I can't think of a reason why he would do that -.-

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RedPillSucks 31
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sorry, but that seems a little childish (of him)

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TheChiver 7
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A man's worst nightmare

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MsConfusedd 27
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Click on my profile, men..... If you do want bacon

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kingoirish 4
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best wife ever

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