Sensitive

He probably thought that he blew it...no wait...

that just sucked! I mean, cum on man! its not that hard to make a good pun, or maybe im just a stiff critic.

So many puns *twitches *

Some puns just blow. People swallow this knowledge and others pass it by at the same time..

Damn. You all beat me to the good puns.

Wait. Your husband *asked* for a morning blowjob and you HAPPILY OBLIGED? Go tell him to suck it up and realize how lucky he is.

The same happened to me and my boyfriend. I was giving him a blowjob while he was watching porn and then, all of the sudden, it smelled like rotten cauliflower. He didn't cry, he spent half an hour apologizing while I couldn't stop laughing.

Most blowjob jokes suck, but these ones just fill me with Fellation.

Those are tears of elation. He just experienced a magical moment.

More like tears of e-JACU-lation! Ha ha ha... ha ha...
I'll go back in my hole now please don't hurt me.

Those were tears of joy! At the though of what a cool and chill wife he has. You beautiful creature.

I thought my comment was dope but I'll admit when you got a better one haha that shits hilarious. I can forreal picture his face saying, "Really? " haha

Well that stinks.

Well who knows? This one could have been vapid and nontoxic.

3- I've seen your comments. I know you can do better.

3-That doesn't stink, it sucks.

It doesn't stink or suck. It Blows

Did the fart cause him to thrust forward?

I never would have thought of this question on my own... Now I'm extremely curious

I'm going to go ahead and say no, I doubt his fart had any torque to it.

If it ever happens again, just pretend you didn't notice. It might not be very believable, but it would probably make him less embarassed than having you aknowledging it.

He's just scared that you'll buy a gasmask, which rules out blowjobs.

Don't let it get to your head. You're blowing it all out of proportion. Those are tears of joy from the satisfaction and relief.

^Sorry, I actually didn't know that. Oh well- let the downfall of thumbs continue.

He should be happy you weren't disgusted by it.

Happened with my boyfriend once... I laughed so hard... Then he got really mad and didn't talk to me for 2 hours

Gee I can't think of a reason why he would do that -.-

sorry, but that seems a little childish (of him)

Oh wow 2 hours

A man's worst nightmare

No bacon

Click on my profile, men..... If you do want bacon