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By airbiscuit - 21/01/2013 12:36 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

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Today, my hubby asked for a morning blow job, and I happily obliged. All was going great until he came and farted at the same time. I laughed and reassured him it was no big deal. He cried. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Those are tears of elation. He just experienced a magical moment.

BradTheBrony 19

More like tears of e-JACU-lation! Ha ha ha... ha ha... I'll go back in my hole now please don't hurt me.

Those were tears of joy! At the though of what a cool and chill wife he has. You beautiful creature.

Stiggy626 25

I thought my comment was dope but I'll admit when you got a better one haha that ***** hilarious. I can forreal picture his face saying, "Really? " haha

Well who knows? This one could have been vapid and nontoxic.

3- I've seen your comments. I know you can do better.

zombieslayer83 19

Did the fart cause him to thrust forward?

JustOhSoLovely 6

I never would have thought of this question on my own... Now I'm extremely curious

I'm going to go ahead and say no, I doubt his fart had any torque to it.

Merylwen 24

If it ever happens again, just pretend you didn't notice. It might not be very believable, but it would probably make him less embarassed than having you aknowledging it.

He's just scared that you'll buy a gasmask, which rules out ********.

Don't let it get to your head. You're blowing it all out of proportion. Those are tears of joy from the satisfaction and relief.

^Sorry, I actually didn't know that. Oh well- let the downfall of thumbs continue.

jonnied23 20

He should be happy you weren't disgusted by it.

Happened with my boyfriend once... I laughed so hard... Then he got really mad and didn't talk to me for 2 hours

xsarax_fml 10

Gee I can't think of a reason why he would do that -.-

RedPillSucks 31

sorry, but that seems a little childish (of him)