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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
He probably thought that he blew it...no wait...
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Pitbull305
| 9
Those are tears of elation. He just experienced a magical moment.
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
He probably thought that he blew it...no wait...
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sens3sfailing
| 24
that just sucked! I mean, cum on man! its not that hard to make a good pun, or maybe im just a stiff critic.
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GothickNihilist
| 15
So many puns *twitches *
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Teyros
| 24
Some puns just blow. People swallow this knowledge and others pass it by at the same time..
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Satirical
| 7
Damn. You all beat me to the good puns.
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aj94w
| 4
Wait. Your husband *asked* for a morning blowjob and you HAPPILY OBLIGED? Go tell him to suck it up and realize how lucky he is.
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Sandra_W
| 14
The same happened to me and my boyfriend. I was giving him a blowjob while he was watching porn and then, all of the sudden, it smelled like rotten cauliflower. He didn't cry, he spent half an hour apologizing while I couldn't stop laughing.
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AksentNetharia
| 12
Most blowjob jokes suck, but these ones just fill me with Fellation.
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Pitbull305
| 9
Those are tears of elation. He just experienced a magical moment.
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BradTheBrony
| 19
More like tears of e-JACU-lation! Ha ha ha... ha ha...
I'll go back in my hole now please don't hurt me.
I'll go back in my hole now please don't hurt me.
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firegirl1993
| 21
Those were tears of joy! At the though of what a cool and chill wife he has. You beautiful creature.
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Stiggy626
| 25
I thought my comment was dope but I'll admit when you got a better one haha that shits hilarious. I can forreal picture his face saying, "Really? " haha
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Roevera
| 14
Well that stinks.
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AwkwardPartyBear
| 24
Well who knows? This one could have been vapid and nontoxic.
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happle
| 21
3- I've seen your comments. I know you can do better.
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metalhead4740
| 14
3-That doesn't stink, it sucks.
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DippinGrizzly907
| 27
It doesn't stink or suck. It Blows
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zombieslayer83
| 19
Did the fart cause him to thrust forward?
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JustOhSoLovely
| 6
I never would have thought of this question on my own... Now I'm extremely curious
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aj94w
| 4
I'm going to go ahead and say no, I doubt his fart had any torque to it.
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Merylwen
| 24
If it ever happens again, just pretend you didn't notice. It might not be very believable, but it would probably make him less embarassed than having you aknowledging it.
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SuperDanielNL
| 23
He's just scared that you'll buy a gasmask, which rules out blowjobs.
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AwkwardPartyBear
| 24
Don't let it get to your head. You're blowing it all out of proportion. Those are tears of joy from the satisfaction and relief.
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AwkwardPartyBear
| 24
^Sorry, I actually didn't know that. Oh well- let the downfall of thumbs continue.
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jonnied23
| 20
He should be happy you weren't disgusted by it.
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carmel1110
| 12
Happened with my boyfriend once... I laughed so hard... Then he got really mad and didn't talk to me for 2 hours
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xsarax_fml
| 10
Gee I can't think of a reason why he would do that -.-
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RedPillSucks
| 31
sorry, but that seems a little childish (of him)
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viagradoesntwork
| 7
Oh wow 2 hours
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TheChiver
| 7
A man's worst nightmare
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AwkwardPartyBear
| 24
No bacon
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MsConfusedd
| 27
Click on my profile, men..... If you do want bacon