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By airbiscuit - 21/01/2013 12:36 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

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Today, my hubby asked for a morning blow job, and I happily obliged. All was going great until he came and farted at the same time. I laughed and reassured him it was no big deal. He cried. FML
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Pitbull305 9

Those are tears of elation. He just experienced a magical moment.

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kingoirish 4

best wife ever

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Pitbull305 9

Those are tears of elation. He just experienced a magical moment.

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BradTheBrony 19

More like tears of e-JACU-lation! Ha ha ha... ha ha... I'll go back in my hole now please don't hurt me.

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firegirl1993 21

Those were tears of joy! At the though of what a cool and chill wife he has. You beautiful creature.

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Stiggy626 25

I thought my comment was dope but I'll admit when you got a better one haha that ***** hilarious. I can forreal picture his face saying, "Really? " haha

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Roevera 14

Well that stinks.

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

Well who knows? This one could have been vapid and nontoxic.

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happle 21

3- I've seen your comments. I know you can do better.

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metalhead4740 14

3-That doesn't stink, it sucks.

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DippinGrizzly907 27

It doesn't stink or suck. It Blows

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zombieslayer83 19

Did the fart cause him to thrust forward?

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JustOhSoLovely 6

I never would have thought of this question on my own... Now I'm extremely curious

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aj94w 4

I'm going to go ahead and say no, I doubt his fart had any torque to it.

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Merylwen 24

If it ever happens again, just pretend you didn't notice. It might not be very believable, but it would probably make him less embarassed than having you aknowledging it.

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SuperDanielNL 23

He's just scared that you'll buy a gasmask, which rules out ********.

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

Don't let it get to your head. You're blowing it all out of proportion. Those are tears of joy from the satisfaction and relief.

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

^Sorry, I actually didn't know that. Oh well- let the downfall of thumbs continue.

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jonnied23 20

He should be happy you weren't disgusted by it.

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carmel1110 12

Happened with my boyfriend once... I laughed so hard... Then he got really mad and didn't talk to me for 2 hours

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xsarax_fml 10

Gee I can't think of a reason why he would do that -.-

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RedPillSucks 31

sorry, but that seems a little childish (of him)

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TheChiver 7

A man's worst nightmare

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MsConfusedd 27

Click on my profile, men..... If you do want bacon

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kingoirish 4

best wife ever

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