By bumpyroad - 17/04/2011 14:29 - Australia

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Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML
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iSwizzle 4

Maybe your husband lied...?

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tmarie21 0

obviously your husband cheated on you

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sunniee_fml 0

..... has he been to jail ( don't drop the soap )

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raynemaker 0

that or one of y'all cheated.

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beehang91 0

he either cheated on u or one of u guys shared a drink with someone with herpes while having a cut in ur mouth or something. not sure if it can be spread that way, but maybe.

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rbrtchng 0

it's easy. your husband has been sleeping around while you were married

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naomiluvzpink 0

even though you both have may never had sex, both male and female can be carriers of the disease without ever knowing it. Your doctor should know that, it's the same with genital warts.

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MagicMarker 0

Your scumbag husband is cheating on you. I suggest dumping his ass before he gives you something worse than herpes.

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peggi 2

you know, it is possible to be born with herpes and be asymptomatic through most of your life

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