FML : Today, I was talking to my husband about our favorite TV show, when he took my face in his hands and sweetly whispered, "You're so pretty. Why must you...

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Today, I was talking to my husband about our favorite TV show, when he took my face in his hands and sweetly whispered, "You're so pretty. Why must you ruin it with words?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

sammieshortcake says more :

He was actually joking when he said it. I just thought it was funny because of the way he said it like he was being all romantic, so I submitted it. So stoked it got published! And to the person who said yeah "our" favorite show-it was Game of Thrones, which is both of our favorite shows. lol

By sammieshortcake / Saturday 14 September 2013 15:30 / United States

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By lonewolf621 | 17

#5673443 - Saturday 14 September 2013 19:39

Sometimes silence is golden.

By Grauncho | 26

#5673452 - Saturday 14 September 2013 19:41

Well, we now know he didn't marry you for your personality.

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By lonewolf621 | 17

#5673443 - Saturday 14 September 2013 19:39

Sometimes silence is golden.

Welshite | 39

#5673455 - Saturday 14 September 2013 19:43

No wonder I'm always so poor. I can never shut up long enough to collect my gold.

TheCanucklehead | 22

#5673463 - Saturday 14 September 2013 19:44

I don't collect gold. Gold collects me

Enslaved | 36

#5673504 - Saturday 14 September 2013 20:00

"Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold."

micha090 | 21

#5673557 - Saturday 14 September 2013 20:38

I like the way he put it OP. He's a keeper :-)

Jessa91 | 10

#5673561 - Saturday 14 September 2013 20:39

Silence is gold, duct tape is silver.

depocadoll | 15

#5673575 - Saturday 14 September 2013 20:49

Silence is golden... If you were talking about the Kardashians or something as equally as sickening.

MissCharlotte_fml | 26

#5673585 - Saturday 14 September 2013 20:58

Enslaved, I love you for that reference.

By Demonax_fml | 8

#5673444 - Saturday 14 September 2013 19:39

At least he said it gently

mattjamt | 16

#5673631 - Saturday 14 September 2013 21:54

Maybe he meant that she was beautiful he wanted to "gaze at her uninterrupted". (OPs husband, feel free to use that as an excuse!)

blakesinthelake | 11

#5673941 - Sunday 15 September 2013 3:54

At least he didn't call you ugly

By ericnx | 8

#5673448 - Saturday 14 September 2013 19:40

What a moment.

mn_shr | 22

#5674538 - Sunday 15 September 2013 16:40

Who said romance was dead?

By Grauncho | 26

#5673452 - Saturday 14 September 2013 19:41

Well, we now know he didn't marry you for your personality.

UnluckyGenius | 21

#5673460 - Saturday 14 September 2013 19:44

Maybe she just sounds like the actress who played the mom Married with Children.

drizzy11 | 18

#5673584 - Saturday 14 September 2013 20:58

Peggy Bundy. Great show.

By Grayness_ | 26

#5673458 - Saturday 14 September 2013 19:43

You can tell he had been wanting to say that for a long time when he put his hands on your face lmao

By naxeeb | 32

#5673461 - Saturday 14 September 2013 19:44

Awww, that's so shallow of him. Considering that he was serious. Even if he was joking, it was still rude!

PuggieKid | 22

#5673970 - Sunday 15 September 2013 4:32

How is that shallow? he SWEETLY whispered it to her so she didn't feel bad

vipirius | 18

#5674300 - Sunday 15 September 2013 10:41

It's pretty shallow to marry someone just for their looks.

By lickastick | 27

#5673465 - Saturday 14 September 2013 19:45

Sure you weren't talking AT your husband?

TheDrifter | 23

#5673510 - Saturday 14 September 2013 20:03

Or while the show she was discussing was on? That drives me insane.

By chris4u2nv5 | 19

#5673469 - Saturday 14 September 2013 19:46

Sometimes you just need to shut up an hold him

By perdix | 29

#5673478 - Saturday 14 September 2013 19:48

It took you until now to realize that he has no respect for your intellect?

I guess figuring things out is not your strong suit . . . at least he thinks you're pretty!