By sammieshortcake - 14/09/2013 15:30 - United States

Today, I was talking to my husband about our favorite TV show, when he took my face in his hands and sweetly whispered, "You're so pretty. Why must you ruin it with words?" FML
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sammieshortcake 15

He was actually joking when he said it. I just thought it was funny because of the way he said it like he was being all romantic, so I submitted it. So stoked it got published! And to the person who said yeah "our" favorite show-it was Game of Thrones, which is both of our favorite shows. lol

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Grauncho 27

Well, we now know he didn't marry you for your personality.


No wonder I'm always so poor. I can never shut up long enough to collect my gold.

I like the way he put it OP. He's a keeper :-)

Silence is golden... If you were talking about the Kardashians or something as equally as sickening.

MissCharlotte_fml 26

Enslaved, I love you for that reference.

Maybe he meant that she was beautiful he wanted to "gaze at her uninterrupted". (OPs husband, feel free to use that as an excuse!)

blakesinthelake 11

At least he didn't call you ugly

Grauncho 27

Well, we now know he didn't marry you for your personality.

UnluckyGenius 21

Maybe she just sounds like the actress who played the mom Married with Children.

You can tell he had been wanting to say that for a long time when he put his hands on your face lmao

Awww, that's so shallow of him. Considering that he was serious. Even if he was joking, it was still rude!

How is that shallow? he SWEETLY whispered it to her so she didn't feel bad

It's pretty shallow to marry someone just for their looks.

Sure you weren't talking AT your husband?

TheDrifter 23

Or while the show she was discussing was on? That drives me insane.

Sometimes you just need to shut up an hold him

perdix 29

It took you until now to realize that he has no respect for your intellect? I guess figuring things out is not your strong suit . . . at least he thinks you're pretty!

TheDrifter 23

It's a relativity thing. Light travels faster than sound, that's why so many people seem bright until you hear them speak.

Yes! Why just sit and let others think you are stupid, when you can speak and remove all doubt!

Lol that was actually kind of funny. Keep that in mind when he's talking to you next and get your revenge :)

Better moment would be when they're cuddling and he wants to try for sex. "Cuddling feels so nice, why must you ruin it with your penis?"