No wonder I'm always so poor. I can never shut up long enough to collect my gold.

I don't collect gold. Gold collects me

"Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold."

I like the way he put it OP. He's a keeper :-)

Silence is gold, duct tape is silver.

Silence is golden... If you were talking about the Kardashians or something as equally as sickening.

Enslaved, I love you for that reference.

Maybe he meant that she was beautiful he wanted to "gaze at her uninterrupted". (OPs husband, feel free to use that as an excuse!)

At least he didn't call you ugly

Who said romance was dead?

Maybe she just sounds like the actress who played the mom Married with Children.

Peggy Bundy. Great show.

How is that shallow? he SWEETLY whispered it to her so she didn't feel bad

It's pretty shallow to marry someone just for their looks.

Or while the show she was discussing was on? That drives me insane.

It's a relativity thing. Light travels faster than sound, that's why so many people seem bright until you hear them speak.

Yes! Why just sit and let others think you are stupid, when you can speak and remove all doubt!

Better moment would be when they're cuddling and he wants to try for sex. "Cuddling feels so nice, why must you ruin it with your penis?"