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maybe she got it from a toilet
I doubt they would of cheated because I doubt it would take 5 years for them to have sex
I doubt they would of cheated because I doubt it would take 5 years for them to have sex and get herpes
Yeah, I don't think we need Sherlock Holmes to solve this mystery: he got sick of ******* you and wanted some strange. Thats why you don't marry virgins.
He lied big time that jackass
63, hope that was a joke?
I hope you all know that having a cold sore and going down on each other could be a possible explanation for the cause. No one doesn't need to lie about their situation.
#56 would've *
Yah he's lieing YDI for believing he's a virgin DUMP HIS ASS NOW take meds and USE CONDOMS NEXT TIME DERRRRRR
220, one does not simply "dump" their husband. I like how everybody is screaming how he's a liar and a scoundrel though. I guess there's just more evidence in this FML than I can see.
Really are u that stupid he probably cheated on her when they were married not f**kin dating
technically 224, yes you can, it's extremely rare, but person with open active herpes outbreak can transfer the virus to the toilet seat and if the next person to use it before cleaning has any abrasion/open wound they can pick up the virus. Like I said, extremely rare, but it can happen.
200 is correct. That's the most likely reason besides cheating.
weird... ..
at least your in it together right?
haha that's just her excuse to stay together, clever girl. I actually know a gay couple like that. but I hate their guts
Well obviously one of you cheated during those five years (or both). I bet it was the husband though... Men cheat MUCH more than women, and the OP is clearly confused. I bet it was the man.
you dont diagnose herpes, you find herpes
365, no men don't cheat more than woman you ignorant idiot. Look at the stats, they're about the same, DUMBASS
yeah herpes is very contagious. umm do either of you guys get cold sores, cold sores are caused by the herpes virus to what's called hsv 1.hsv 1 and 2 are the same virus and can pretty much spread mouth to genital or genital to mouth, herpes can also spread to other parts of the body as well so....
365 studies have shown that women cheat more then men...Just saying.
it's funny how you all think someone cheated. Know how diseases are transferred before acting like your right cuz like my post stated you can get herpes if one of them had a cold sore and went down on each other and transferred that way. ignorant people always assume cheating first. guess a lot of people got cheated on. sucks for you but not every guy cheats.
hahah 444 love the pic
176 wins
476*
200, oral herpes is a different virus than genital. Because the OP said the doctor diagnosed them, I'm guessing it wasn't oral.
having a cold sore doesn't necessarily mean herpes! and yeah, how dumb do you have to be to buy that excuse, op?
lol #19
honestly… herpes isn't that big of a deal sure you have it your whole life but it comes and goes. do you even know which type you have? there is the sexually transmitted simplex 1 and then there is simplex 2 which you can get from sharing a water bottle and kissing. my bro has simplex 2 and he hasn't had an outbreak in awhile… so if it's #2 I wouldn't sweat it but if you have #1 then… you might want to rethink your marriage…
Haha someone is cheating :)
524, A cold sore is caused by the herpes virus.
lol!!!
dude your hella cocky. haha wtf
Well,how would they have gotten a cold sore? Hmmmmm.... Unless SOMEONE'S been sharing chapstick!
At least if you guy didn't verbally share everything... you still get to share everything:]
sounds like you're speaking from experience.....eeeewww.
that's true...cold sores are a cause of herpes! just cause they were virgins doesn't mean they didn't do other acts!
Men never lie!
I agree with #1 & 5...
513 do some research before replying. because obviously you make no sense and don't know too much about it so read then respond back. actually talk to a doctor before you act like you know something.
How are you all arguing about whether its women or men that cheat more, when regardless of what the truth is, it doesn't make a difference in this FML. If the woman posted the story, and she is stumped about how this came to be, then it obviously wasn't her that cheated, if anyone even cheated at all. Also, Im not 100% sure but I believe it is possible to transfer oral herpes to the genitals. Perhaps someone will Google it.
ouch someone better come clean !!!
actually 200 is not correct. the type of herpes simplex that gives you cold sores and the type that gives gential warts are 2 different kinds. however the person that said that it is possible to transfer it from their mother is right
but if she cheated, why would she post this?
actually you can, oh wait maybe I'm thinking of hepatitis.... I don't remember :P
yup! someone is lying!
703 Actually genital warts are caused by the human papillomavirus not the herpes virus. Genital herpes and genital warts are two entirely different STDs. And yes, you can transmit the herpes virus from oral/genital contact.
OBViOUSLY one of you knows more than you're letting on.
Actually your wrong women are known to cheat more but they aren't caught as much as men because no one suspects them of it unlike with men where everyone already assumes it
513 and 524 no its legit. I have a friend who got it from her mom and couldn't go down on an ex because it could transfer. many people don't realize how real it is but it wouldn't work if it weren't true because if neither of them ever had mouth outbreaks then its obvious they don't have it.
that sucks. liar, liar, pants on fi-! i'd wrestle that hoe to the pits of hell if I was you...
Same here.
No, it doesn't mean they have the sexually transmitted herpes. However, cold sores are a type of herpes. You can touch one from your mouth and rub your eye and possibly get it on your eye. Herpes Zoster (sp?) is an all over type of herpes. Just because it is herpes does not mean it is sexually transmitted. Yes, you can get it from a parent through birth. The child could also have other problems if the mother is flaring up at the time. Also, any cold sore whether on genital or mouth can be transferred from one to the other. Again, just because it is herpes does not mean it is an std, there are different types. Read a book. Ask a doctor. I'm a nurse and am 100% certain of what I've said. Argue if you please. :)
But as the woman is posting and she is confused....
Well not necessarily, the man may be cheating, but the female might just be single (or other way around) making It that one of the two are cheating, but both are involved. :P
At 472- Not to be rude but... No, he didn't. The comment 444 is commenting about said MUCH more than women. That's a fact. this part is meant to be rude... Fail... Just Fail.
******* sexist.
She didn't put her mouth on the toilet smart one
nah, herpes being immaculately conceived is more likely
looks like one of u bitches cheated
It could of been transferred by the mouth during oral when one of you had a cold sore then passed along to the other one during sex
I think it can also be inherited at birth.
Cold sores are either herpes simplex a or b; both a and b are what is known as genital herpes. If you have a cold sore, you have herpes; however, cold sores are not to be confused with canker sores. This being said, a plausible explanation for this without cheating being involved is that one of them kissed someone with herpes in their mouth, and then transferred it orally to their spouse.
She didn't say she had genital herpes.
289, I meant kissing before they were together.
STIs can sit in your body and be activated at any time, most cases due to stress. I know a couple who were together and never cheated and the girl got warts just after her dad died. He or she may have contracted the disease years ago. It's a shame because there's not much public understanding about STI's and people just assume someone has cheated.
Wrong. Cold sores can give you herpes on your genitals.
birth ofcourse
Wow Alicia you're a dumbass I didn't say anything about someone losing their virginity if you want to talk shit at least let it be about something I said. Btw you can get herpes other ways it doesn't have to be from being with another person you can be born with it. You're ignorant. Myownenemy ok lol you didn't say that though.
Umm one of you could have cheated...
why comment when all you have to say is "hahaha?"
because ur penis is so small now stop actin like an asshole 2 ppl on the internet just becuz ur lazy ass is hidden behind ur computer screen all day
Why comment when all you have to say is "why comment when all you have to say is "hahahaha"?"?
Your mom's on her iTouch.
I agree, someone cheated. Expect an FML about a husband lying or something like that.
am I the only one who thinks this is slightly creepy? ^
Umm, yes?
or dirty public toilet Ewwwww !
same city FTW
same city FTW
thats not necessarily the case, you can get it other ways. You can have it your whole life and never have an outbreak and pass it on to your partner or child who do/could get outbreaks. It is commonly spread at the gym, I know two lifters that got it there. It likes to spread where it infected, so lifters will get it on their backs and hands. Or you could pick it up from kissing somone with a cold sore. 90% of people in the US have it by age 60, and like I said, never even know. There is no test to see if you carry it. There is an antibodies test to see if you have come in contact with it. They like to have medical students take the test to show how common a positive is, as there is usually only one or two negatives in the entire class. Its hugely common look it up or talk to your dr sometime.
Either that's very unlucky or your husband's not told you something...
obviously both.
they both cheated, both of them are scared to accuse each other.
ya they're perhaps both just dirty little liars.
Yeah, they could both by lying I suppose. But if that were the case, the OP shouldn't be confused. And you'd think that with this, if you were lying, you'd come clean.
Clean? Ha ha ha!
LMFAO ^^ this.
naturally u blamed the husband automatically.
so many sexist people women cheat just as much as men they hide it better
Actually, I think the latest statistics show they cheat more. o.o Or at least as much as is shown. No need to bring in the well-hidden numbers. XD
To random people who are implying I'm sexist for saying the husband's lying; I said that because I assumed the OP would know where it came from if she was the one cheating. I'd have made the same assumption if the roles had been reversed.
Hahahaha. yeah he cheated on you.
Well. Someone cheated. And it's looking like it was your husband.
why
Somebody isn't telling the truth. Also, didn't House cover a case like this and used some fun tricks to get the truth. :-p
That he did. lol. I just watched that episode yesterday. House said you could get it from a toilet seat, but Cuddy pretty much bitched him out. So basically... catching herpes from a toilet seat... can't happen.
You can get stds and pregnancy from toilet seats... its a fact!
you can catch stds... I've never heard of anyone getting pregnant from sitting on a roller seat...
Exactly. That's how I was born!
Actually you cant get herpes from a toilet seat, viruses can only last out of a host for a few seconds. Its not airborne duh. By the time someone pulled up thier pants from using a restroom and walked out the virus would be dead. House isnt a real show, none of them are actual doctors haha.
You can't get pregnancy, you ******* retard.
Look it up. Even if you rubbed your genitals or anus on the seat itself or had a cut on you thigh or bottom and it touched the seat it is still very unlikely unless you immediatly sat down after someone in an outbreak because the virus dies so quickly. Think about where your genitals are when your pissin...not touching the toilet seat.
Lol at people taking the troll seriously. But yeah, if there's even a slight chance, it's possible.
ummmm either I studied 3 years of pure jibrish in university or viruses don't die because they are not "live" to begin with... lol
ummmm either I studied 3 years of pure jibrish in university or viruses don't die because they are not "live" to begin with... lol
ooh, which episode is this?(:
wheres docbastard when you need him?
464 Really?? Wow. Then the whole medical community does not know what they're talking about!! Since sperm can live 72 hours after ejaculation. How the hell do you think labs do sperm counts! Before calling people idiots or jerks, you really should check your facts. Google is your friend. Whomever informed you that sperm dies as soon as it hits oxygen is laughing their ass off that you believed that load of crap.
91 - you cant actually get herpes from a toilet seat. the virus dies when its exposed to air. look it up
Yay for the House MD reference!!
yep... obviously one of them wasn't a virgin to start with and it just took the herpes 5 years to surface... that makes sense :P
You, 114, are the idiot.
goddammit. *13
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Show it anywaylmfao
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Maybe your husband lied...?
looks like one of u bitches cheated