FML : Today, I had guests over for a Christmas party. One of them wore new blue jeans and managed to get large dye stains on three different walls. They won't...

Today, I had guests over for a Christmas party. One of them wore new blue jeans and managed to get large dye stains on three different walls. They won't come off. Guess who has to paint his living room again. FML

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By Anonymous / Friday 23 December 2016 08:23 /

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By awildwhisper | 29

#6726720 - Friday 23 December 2016 21:27

I'm interested in seeing what his legs look like...

By momac86 | 17

#6726999 - Saturday 24 December 2016 9:29

Uh no I think THEY need to be painting your walls

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By Crazyjohnb | 23

#6726712 - Friday 23 December 2016 21:14

I hope the new paint job will be to dye for.

Jay18 | 22

#6726722 - Friday 23 December 2016 21:30

maybe he was drunk

By reddevil7 | 1

#6726713 - Friday 23 December 2016 21:14

You do?

By dca101 | 23

#6726715 - Friday 23 December 2016 21:17

Do I want to ask how he managed to pull that off on 3 walls?

By RichardPencil | 26

#6726719 - Friday 23 December 2016 21:21

You've just got some painting to do. Don't you feel sorry for the person who can't take off their new pants?

trucker2 | 33

#6726750 - Friday 23 December 2016 23:13

He's gonna look Purdy Smurfy

By awildwhisper | 29

#6726720 - Friday 23 December 2016 21:27

I'm interested in seeing what his legs look like...

By allygatorkat | 8

#6726723 - Friday 23 December 2016 21:35

Have you tried a Mr clean magic eraser? I've never had a stain on the wall I couldn't remove with one of those.

Colon_Man | 17

#6727070 - Saturday 24 December 2016 14:33

Or, Mr Hammer.

You'll never see the stain again!

By Devolution | 8

#6726736 - Friday 23 December 2016 22:14

How that person managed to get dye on 3 different walls is nothing less than impressive

By Alvey_fml | 0

#6726738 - Friday 23 December 2016 22:20

I bet his legs are dyed worse than your walls. :3

By akka_fml | 3

#6726761 - Friday 23 December 2016 23:31

Use bleach it turns blue jeans color transparent...

By YFOS_fml | 17

#6726764 - Friday 23 December 2016 23:58

use a magic eraser

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