Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML
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emba_fml
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Put her in the dryer. I:
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Musicholic_asey
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I thought old ladies were supposed to like cats?
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emba_fml
| 13
Put her in the dryer. I:
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decko44
| 7
Good idea, but it's a little bit illegal
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Jakesterk96
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Woah #1, it was a cat, no need to put grandma in a dryer.
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emba_fml
| 13
Well I never said to turn it on.
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So2011
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Unless no authorities find out then it's perfectly fine. If OP goes and tells, then she/he would be blamed.
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KeyboardWarrior
| 10
18 double negative?
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n_epic_fail
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...How else is she suppose to dry the cat after giving him a quick run threw the washing machine?
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Andr913
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No, the washing machine. Toss in some fabric softener too.
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AdamBasebal69
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Shhh don't let the cat out of the bag.
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smartassking
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My grandma is ready to sell me for her cat :/
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texashater75
| 16
You should handcuff your grandma to a treadmill and turn it on as fast as it will go. This way she can get an idea of what the cat went through.
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smartassking
| 0
Seriously people on here are evil
Even if my grandma Did anything like this I'll give her an apology
Even if my grandma Did anything like this I'll give her an apology
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emba_fml
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94, you're great with words aren't you lol.
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mightymart
| 5
#1 the 80s called they want their haircut back
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WOGBRO
| 6
The grandma is probably just loopy.
Anyway don't put her in the drier take her to therapist lessons because hurting animals is the first sign of being crazy which leads to being a serial killer (ect)
Anyway don't put her in the drier take her to therapist lessons because hurting animals is the first sign of being crazy which leads to being a serial killer (ect)
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emba_fml
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103, thanks for letting me know
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shannonreneee
| 11
111, sounds like she is maybe developing dementia, beyond help in regards to therapy. She should put be put in a home.
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at_1sexymofo
| 3
Good job grandma, cats suck
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bizarre_ftw
| 21
103, the zombie hunters called, they want that joke back, apparently it won't die.
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blackheart24
| 10
This happened to my friend once. Her cat got in the dryer when she wasn't looking and it was in there when she dried her stuff...
The cat didn't make it.
The cat didn't make it.
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bvq25
| 8
lol. i had a cat once that liked to go sit in the dryer. it was never on,we'd just leave the dryer door open and he'd climb in lol.
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dan135
| 5
The way i read this was u would apologize to your grandma for her putting your cat in the dryer. What the fuck?
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California_Panda
| 0
Maybe it'll shrink her?
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xTheSceneQueenxx
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103 - she's beautiful, stfu.
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nco1414
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Maybe it would get rid of some of her wrinkles
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jcg3456
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#4 So is animal abuse
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zeon492
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Wow thats weird -_-
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Jakesterk96
| 8
Don't cats like to sleep in hampers sometimes? Or is your grandma running out of her medication?
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crimsonprodigy
| 15
I bet he was one dizzy cat.
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TJD28
| 3
my sister actually did that by accident... lol
funny moment in my life
funny moment in my life
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xcarxcrashx
| 9
Yeah 58 real funny when the cat dies.
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nofearjenshere
| 12
Grandma didn't want OP's pussy to be wet.
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TJD28
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no my cats fine lol obviously it wouldnt be funny if he got hurt
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DBZEXPERT1
| 0
Kill that bitch
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MerrikBarbarian
| 9
If you think that is funny I suggest some therapy... Hurting animals is not funny ever. :/
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abeye111
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im sorry about your cat... :/
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upyourzlolz
| 11
Must be a Deadbeat Holiday.
Yes. That is a Green Day reference.
Yes. That is a Green Day reference.
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BeefyQueef
| 5
What's :( with all the faces :) at the end of comments :o :I :S :D
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cadillacgal79
| 32
143-this is your comment to me:"What's :sad: with all the faces :happy:at the end of comments :gasp: :straight face: :awkward: :extremely happy:
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reenkaur
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aww! poor cat
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silentbutfunny
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Poor dead cat..
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MagicallyFat
| 12
Maybe she didn't turn it on? That's really fucked up if the cat did get hurt. I'd never want my cat to get hurt
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uhmkeil
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No one said it was dead.
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Musicholic_asey
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I thought old ladies were supposed to like cats?
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hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh
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Maybe her grandma is a dog disguised as an old lady...
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MoonPhase123
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Or the Big Bad Wolf. >:c
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maddisonNicole
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I thought it was only lonely old ladies...
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JohnnyxViet
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your cat was being selfish and won't share some hard candy
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Sway_NV
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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greenbean_12345
| 7
Was it being a bad opossum?
....what were you even doing with a opossum? o_0
....what were you even doing with a opossum? o_0
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kitkatknicknack
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Wow ur an idiot
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CeruleanThree
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Watch out, we've got a bad ass over here.
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silentbutfunny
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Killing/torturing/hurting small animals is the first stage..
Sick fuck..
Sick fuck..
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MCTime
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It would be a opossum, not an opossum. It's an exception to the rule due to pronunciation. Nice try though!
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CmarieMC23
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There's always a grammar nazi in the bunch. -_-
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The_Troller
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Teach it a lesson for what? Being an opossum?
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Elizabeth198
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Takes one to know one ;) jk!
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DocBastard
| 38
MCTime - no, it isn't an exception to anything. If you call the animal a possum, then you'd be correct. If spelled out "opossum" as this idiot commenter did, you're dead wrong.
Nice try, though.
Nice try, though.
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charlieohcharlie
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#68 I believe you are mistaken - since the "o" in "opossum" is not a silent one; it's pronounced [uh]-possum or [oh]-possum. So "an" was the correct indefinite article.
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KiddNYC1O
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Remember the dnepropetrovsk maniacs? Sick fucks.
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Unlucky_Gun
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It's a joke
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KiddNYC1O
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Why would someone randomly say opossum out of all animals if it were indeed a joke? Maybe it's just me.
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alissaa16
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Lawl. :3
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Honda288
| 2
.....the fuck!?
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drawmesunshine
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117, what in the actual fuck did I just read? I can't even... What happened to them to make them do that? Why would.. Fuck...
I'm all depressed.. I need to go meditate and color with crayons...
I'm all depressed.. I need to go meditate and color with crayons...
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writergirl23
| 19
Lol they're called possums where I come from and while I wouldn't put one in a dryer even if I could catch one, they are still pests who eat our native birds.
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sndvex
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okay, why did you have an opposum?
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esines
| 9
It would be "an", not "a", but good try.
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smoshiee
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lol
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Havin
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Poor thing! I'd be so pissed off if anyone did that to my kitten! Your gran must not be all there for her to do that eh? Or maybe she hates you, or the cat, or you... Oh wait
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greens_fml
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Canadian?
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SuperKnuckels
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Yeah eh? go Canada!!
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Havin
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Nah I'm Australian mate!
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kitkatknicknack
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Make sure you stop your grandma before she sets it to tumble dry...
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bebo256
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Haha good thought haha email me
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valdezadair
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Make sure you brush your teeth before you go to sleep. ^-^
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LilyZombie
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her pic could've been tinted weird. I hope so. such a pretty face! itd be a damn shame to downgrade it with poor oral hygeine D:
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kitkatknicknack
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104 I laugh at your stupidity. Obviously you don't recognize poor lighting when you see it. And at least I am not afraid to show what I look like ^-^ I probably have whiter teeth then you. You don't got it babe
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livvyluvlaf
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I like how you changed your picture (:
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feldco1
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next you'll find the dog in the dryer.
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gleakforever
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No she'll find the dog in the washer tahaha