Gotta love cats, eh? :D

Right, cats aren't that dumb. Should probably cut back on your salt intake.

the same thing happened to me but with the guy's dog! ohhhh, pets....

How did your cat get a hold of it? I guess stop leaving them around like that. *shrugs*

ew, poor cat

oof, that is one nasty cat. FYL.

#4, probably got it out of the trash can and thats why it was laying right by it when it threw it up.

This is why you wrap the condom up very well when you're throwing it away, especially if you're hiding it.

next time flush it! but that does kinda suck.

This is an unfortunate story. FHerL, really. Yours too, but you have a head start to bolt the hell out of there