Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
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BriannaSkyy 5
Wow. That was rather mean.
msilikegrapes 8
take that metaphorical arrow and shank it through her b**** ass heart
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Comments (207)
mcdeltaT 2
Was she getting fat from eating out all the time?
sonicgreg 12
Da dum tss
StayClassyLassy 6
Apparently not.
MissAmz 7
I would feel so betrayed and angry!! I'm so sorry, op. xx
Duotrain 6
I just can't fathom why would anyone say YDI! Good riddance! Don't worry, OP. As the saying goes "What goes around comes around" :)
the_true_batman 10
I think there is a medal for X YDIs. I'm sure that accounts for some of them. Homophobia might result for others, and then there are the trolls. Maybe even a few who think she should have been able to tell her girlfriend was faking it?
LadySigyn 17
This is just....Im speechless. I am so sorry OP. I hope Karma bites your ex hard in her lying ass.
spacemanspiff78 7
That sucks. Welcome to the World of Men Dealing with Skanks.
Crazberry 5
What a *****... I'm so sorry :( I really hope you find a real woman who's worth your time. I cannot stand girls who fake it just for attention.
Darkmagic666 9
Sorry to hear that op you deserve better, and your ex girlfriend doesn't deserve anyone if she acts that way.
Crissayuh 1
Sounds like something the girl I'm in love with would do. I'm sorry, OP. Love isn't always fair.
MTJY 21
You better watch in case she does it then? Maybe speak to her?
Imabau5lol 7
What kind of self-centered ***** would do that?
StaceyMichelle 5
Wow. That's really shitty. I'll totally go out with you though ;)