Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
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BriannaSkyy 5
Wow. That was rather mean.
msilikegrapes 8
take that metaphorical arrow and shank it through her b**** ass heart
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Comments (207)
coobeans 3
Wow.. I'm Bi but I hate girls that say they're gay.. That happened to me too and I was so heart broken.. Dumb that bitch
slappomatt 4
Yeah I'm going to need pic's.....
JadeWalker 14
What a dumb ****. I'm sorry she lead you on for over a year. Get back on your feet and just make it a lesson to get to know girls really well to make sure they're the real deal.
Jasonf6 0
Yay, more *****. JUST what the world needs. :(
AngelSpit 18
omg I had an ex who did that to me dated for only a couple of weeks would only ever kiss and only in public finally she admitted she was just acting bi to get attention from guys. even worse the next girl I dated ended up talking me into combining my relationships I was dating a guy at the time as well and after 3 months the two of them told me they had been sleeping together for the past month and quote-unquote "we just don't think you're necessary anymore" people suck
riotofquiet 14
Sounds like a narcissist, you deserve better.
briangliboff 12
I'm so sorry to hear that. That is the most pathetic reason I've ever heard! She needs to grow up and learn to impress her guy friends on her own, instead of using lovely fellow LGBT members to do that. *virtual hug for you OP*
carminecris89 13
She's a terrible person. Im so sorry op. that's heartbreaking. Delete anyway of contacting her. What she did was so evil and deceitful, you should let her know that because of how disgusting her actions, you don't ever want to see, hear, or speak to her ever again, for any reason.You will find someone better.
bimonthly 4
I feel for ya OP... After living in China for 3 years with my girlfriend of 7 years I had to come back to Montreal and she to Florida... I bought her an 800 dollar ticket to see me because I loved and missed her... She flew up only to tell me she was in love with her ex best friends ex boyfriend whose just a POS, uneducated, fry cook....
zuelhater 7
That's a food trick, sucks to be you though!