Love: Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year,...

By Anonymous - 10/08/2012 22:06 - Thailand - Bangkok

Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 23:01 - United States - Bristol

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML

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By Jason - 05/02/2018 15:30 - United States - Kenai

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML

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Late bloomer

By etsl - 26/10/2008 12:07 - France

Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

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By Leenotgay - 25/09/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML

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Gender bending

By Recluse - 21/11/2014 18:18

Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2018 15:00

Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML

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By Not Gay - 09/06/2015 03:04 - United States - Williamston

Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 21/03/2013 20:43 - United Kingdom - Retford

Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2018 16:00 - United States - Trenton

Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML

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BriannaSkyy 5

Saturday 11 August 2012 2:16

Wow. That was rather mean.

msilikegrapes 8

Saturday 11 August 2012 2:20

take that metaphorical arrow and shank it through her b**** ass heart

Comments

sasha_is_my_name 5

Saturday 11 August 2012 20:53

I'm sorry that this happened to you... :'( what a major bitch move

drawmyhearton_fml 3

Saturday 11 August 2012 21:24

Wow, what a heartless bitch! How could she lie to you and basically play with your feelings for over a year? I'm guessing she doesn't even have remorse or she wouldn't have faked this long :/

htownpostman 16

Saturday 11 August 2012 21:37

Shes not straight.. She had sex with a woman.. Jokes on her.. She's gay

rayrae 0

Saturday 11 August 2012 22:19

Im so sorry op :/ on the brightside, people tend to date similar people. So, while u will get a girl who u deserve who loves u as much as u love her, this bitch is gonna get a man who will use her and/or cheat on her like she did to u. I hope u get the one u deserve and don't waste too much of ur time crying over someone like her. She doesn't deserve it.

bimonthly 4

Saturday 11 August 2012 22:25

amen.

emmy522 0

Saturday 11 August 2012 22:51

that sucks op I know exactly what you aregoing through

ouroboros221 3

Sunday 12 August 2012 0:11

Wow. Really sorry that had to happen to you. I'll be a shoulder to cry on. :)

daps29 11

Sunday 12 August 2012 1:13

I won't call her all those bad words like most people (even when she derserve it's >:( )but that's just a ridicoulously retarted just to be "interesting".