Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
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BriannaSkyy 5
Wow. That was rather mean.
msilikegrapes 8
take that metaphorical arrow and shank it through her b**** ass heart
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Comments (207)
sasha_is_my_name 5
I'm sorry that this happened to you... :'( what a major bitch move
drawmyhearton_fml 3
Wow, what a heartless bitch! How could she lie to you and basically play with your feelings for over a year? I'm guessing she doesn't even have remorse or she wouldn't have faked this long :/
htownpostman 16
Shes not straight.. She had sex with a woman.. Jokes on her.. She's gay
rayrae 0
Im so sorry op :/ on the brightside, people tend to date similar people. So, while u will get a girl who u deserve who loves u as much as u love her, this bitch is gonna get a man who will use her and/or cheat on her like she did to u. I hope u get the one u deserve and don't waste too much of ur time crying over someone like her. She doesn't deserve it.
bimonthly 4
amen.
emmy522 0
that sucks op I know exactly what you aregoing through
ouroboros221 3
Wow. Really sorry that had to happen to you. I'll be a shoulder to cry on. :)
daps29 11
I won't call her all those bad words like most people (even when she derserve it's >:( )but that's just a ridicoulously retarted just to be "interesting".
Finchonian 9
If you ever kissed, she can't be that straight.
lovelover106 2
.... is ur name amanda !?!?!
blink831forever 13
That's so ****** up, OP I'm sorry and I hope you find a better girl to be your girlfriend.