Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
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BriannaSkyy 5
Wow. That was rather mean.
msilikegrapes 8
take that metaphorical arrow and shank it through her b**** ass heart
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Comments (207)
nrelavender 10
I hope your (hopefully ex) girlfriend gets hit by a bus.
klx125cross 9
Thumbs up for straight people:)
glocksinner 6
Arrows bend in flight
jquibell 2
That's what you get for being gay
kristophen 3
Haha!
Metallica36176 16
and it sounds like she's a *****...to make her guy friends hornyM yep....a bitch *****.
zuzupetalsYO 11
I love it when my comments post in the wrong spot so that they totally don't make sense. O well. There are worse things in life. Like my overly judgmental, homophobic bro being in town waaaaaaaaaay too long. Irrelevant. I know.
oroseyy 3
Arrows wiggle while they fly, and she should try not being so selfish. That was rather *****-ish.
urawankernumber9 2
Lesbian here too honey. You don't need that shit!!
Meesersuperman1 4
So you didn't have sex for a year? Maybe you like to take things slower but I think that's pretty common for a whole year of dating.