Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
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BriannaSkyy 5
Wow. That was rather mean.
msilikegrapes 8
take that metaphorical arrow and shank it through her b**** ass heart
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Comments (207)
tortordinosaur 5
Im sorry ): I hate girls like that.
vigorblade 2
As a straight male, I am having trouble understanding how this would work. You dated for over a year, so I imagine that things became physical at some points. How is OP's previous girl not gay or bi ? For example, if a guy has been willfully having sex with another guy can he say that he was pretending to be gay ? Acting gay is one thing, but when it becomes physically sexual... Help me understand.
Welshite 40
People always want what they can't have. OP's girlfriend obviously was playing off this and would prance around the guys she liked. But the guys couldn't have her because she was taken and in a relationship with another girl. Which meant no guy could have her at all. Forbidden=lust. I've heard stories of marriages ending when one spouse comes clean about their orientation. It happens. I don't know how much sense I'm making here, but I hope you understand what I'm trying to say. :)
vigorblade 2
63- Thanks for the feedback. I just can't make sense of it. People who enjoy playing with others emotions in such a negative way need to really question themselves. I honestly believe that when you do negative to others, it comes back to you. Call it what you want.
your_face 15
Maybe they hung out in public a lot, so OP's girlfriend could show off being into girls, but didn't spend a lot of time in private together. The girlfriend could have come up with a million excuses not to get physical. And, I'm not sure how well I can explain this, but the girlfriend wasn't necessarily turned on by OP as much as by the idea that guys were getting turned on by her. That would make her straight.
vigorblade 2
73- That makes perfect sense
skullofdarkness 18
Women don't have to get an erection.
IndigoFuckYou 9
OP's girlfriend was attracted to males, but that doesn't mean she couldn't find it in her to act the part in order to keep OP's companionship. It's not that she's grossed out by chicks or anything, and she could have been faking the entire time, but to admit that she's straight as an arrow would mean she has no particular attraction to girls. That doesn't prevent her from becoming sexual with them; lesbian sex is the same intimacy without the ****, basically.
foreverDark 1
Aw dude I'm sorry :( **** the bitch -_-
babiigirl1993 6
damn that sucks I am very sorry ):
Warden1986 16
Go to her group of male friends, and say she loved fisting with you... No man would want her then.
your_face 15
Even better - tell them she loved pegging you in the butt.
naughtylez82 4
Oh man op I'm so sorry. I couldn't imagine if a girl did this to me. Your a person not a thing to be used and what she did is lower than low. I hope you broke up with her ass but more importantly I hope you find the right person for you someday.
martin_martian7 11
See girls are jerks too....
gracehi 33
Indeed. Douche baggery knows no gender.
weallfml 3
Thats ****** up
afropuffjake 9
She probably won't realize you were the best she ever had (and will have) once she goes through the kind of pigs that she attracts like that... Sorry op you deserve better but at least now you know and can move on to something better!!
fatalwish 6
now dats ****** up