Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
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Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to take her to Victoria's Secret so I could buy her some "sexy clothes". She's 9. FML
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML
Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML
Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML
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Soundslikeothers 15
It said they walked by the store not in it
Queensland 27
Out of all the things you could've said, that's probably the most fabulous! I hope they took it as a joke OP, that's hilarious :-)
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Comments (101)
msamberjade 27
I think he means he was out in the store part while she was in the fitting room, and they walked by outside the store and saw him. Just how I interpreted it.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
He came up with it on the fl
justinlm99 5
It would've been easier if you had said that a friend of yours works there and that they needed a ride home.
Sourpatch2010 7
1: How old are you two? If you both are over the age of 18. What her parents do and don't approve of is not your guys problem, you guys are adults. 2: If you guys are under 18. What in the hell are you guys thinking. You best be respecting her parents if she's under age and living under their roof.
limabeans101029 21
I kind of agree, but I just don't understand how shopping in Victoria's Secret is disrespectful. We need underwear, and it is a place to buy nice underwear. I get that her parents "disapprove" and all but to be honest if I was, say, 17 and my parents told me they disapproved of me going to victoria's secret, I'd probably go anyway. It's literally just a place to buy pretty underwear. I think if her parents really care that much, they're overreacting.
Sigilwen 24
Why not say you where buying your cousin perfume for her bday? They do sell other things.
cartedor 18
that was the most hilarious response EVER. almost as good as Rachel Greene from friends said to Josh's parents. brilliant, please tell me other customers overheard you too
lynds71 12
Hahahaha omg this made my day!
Tawnkat 13
That may have been the dumbest thing you could have said to them...
imsorryhun 4
Good man
therealtixe 8
Lol... u know her moms gonna be saying "**** ME FASTER HARDER" in bed.. but yet they dont approve of the store? hypocrits i tell u dont act like its not true... With that being said i dont think its wrong to be sexy... like wtf women are super macadelic ..i love females with a passion