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By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

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Wednesday 10 September 2014 10:43

It said they walked by the store not in it

Queensland 27

Wednesday 10 September 2014 10:38

Out of all the things you could've said, that's probably the most fabulous! I hope they took it as a joke OP, that's hilarious :-)

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marthamydear23 9

Wednesday 30 August 2017 6:15

this is just beyond stupid.

griddy24 18

Saturday 22 June 2019 16:41

If they don’t approve of Victoria’s Secret, they definitely won’t approve of a gender transition lololol

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