“The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.” 😊

They're calling you "The Referee." I heard 'em.

Were the stripes horizontal or vertical? It makes all the difference.

No need to worry anymore: you confirmed it. So do what I do: DGAF (& a little whiskey doesn't hurt either. ;-)

Don't worry about how you look. As long as it fits, it's good.

We’re all quarantined, who’s even gonna see you? This would be a good time to ease into stripes lol

They're people, they will talk behind your back. It's a sort of a people thing

Five years from now, no one will even remember what shirt you wore, so unless it’s an event with tons of pictures being taken, there’s no need to worry. Wear whatever suits you.