FML : Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being...

Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By danskinnow - / Monday 5 October 2009 02:01 / United States

Love

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By BlinkOnceForYes | 0

#604533 - Monday 5 October 2009 10:26

If she wanted you to wear a thong, she should buy you a thong.

By Rx_man1 | 0

#604511 - Monday 5 October 2009 9:54

#3 chill the fuck out it's not even your life and u get all crazy ha ha loser

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By allmidnighteyes | 10

#604494 - Monday 5 October 2009 9:43

Your life is fucked because you decided to buy a thong, and some complete stranger knew?

You're getting laid. Quit yo bitchin'

darkshadow_fml | 0

#604803 - Monday 5 October 2009 15:13

I question the correctness of his Girlfriends state of mind if she wants him in a man thong

White667 | 0

#605122 - Monday 5 October 2009 19:16

I also wonder why he didn't just buy one at a more lingerie based store, that way you know everyone there is buying the same sorta thing.

fudgnugget | 0

#814345 - Monday 1 February 2010 3:24

gross

By Hellcrapdamn | 0

#604498 - Monday 5 October 2009 9:44

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

maichido | 0

#606227 - Tuesday 6 October 2009 9:14

Someone has anger issues. o.o
Clam down, jeez.

sillygurl6418 | 6

#4203197 - Friday 23 March 2012 3:43

Calm your tits. Its not like any of this matters

ambear26 | 14

#4769488 - Friday 3 August 2012 22:28

A thong that spontaneously catches on fire huh. You have a creative mind there.

ambear26 | 14

#4769490 - Friday 3 August 2012 22:28

A thong that spontaneously catches on fire huh. You have a creative mind there.

Cory123125 | 3

#5683768 - Saturday 21 September 2013 22:37

Believe it or not 1/6 of people in America have herpes and it isn't that bad. If you have ever had a Cole sore you have herpes. It has a seasonal dormant and active period which explains why it only acts up once in a while.

rawr_ily96 | 24

#5897579 - Thursday 27 March 2014 20:36

Cold sores are a different strain of herpes that has no effect on the genital area. A cold sore or oral herpes are caused by a virus named HSV-1, which only effects the mouth. Genital herpes is caused by HSV-2, and only effects the genitalia.