Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
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Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML
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Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
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Today, my daughter asked me to take her to Victoria's Secret so I could buy her some "sexy clothes". She's 9. FML
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML
Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML
Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML
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Soundslikeothers 15
It said they walked by the store not in it
Queensland 27
Out of all the things you could've said, that's probably the most fabulous! I hope they took it as a joke OP, that's hilarious :-)
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Comments (101)
PoisonOrchid 21
That is probably the most hilarious answer you could have given and the most awkward. You're pretty good under pressure, aren't ya, OP?
spoo 24
This is when you pretend you didnt see them and walk further into the store. Tell them later you were helping a buddy ping out something for his Mrs... If they press it tell them you were embarrased to be in there, but really wanted to help out your buddy
ManateeRex 14
Should have lied and said you were shopping for perfume.
OzzmosizDoge 6
Should have said that you were a cross dresser
apcsox 18
What the hell? This story has fail on so many levels.
clair_brodie 35
If you were by the fitting room, and they do not approve, why were they in there to see you? The fitting rooms are in the back.
yellow__man 4
Nice save.
doodlecloud 27
I'd say the fact that OP came out with that on the fly probably meant that thet consider it a legitimate thing rather than joking about it. I mean, I don't think he is legitimately considering it but I don't think many people who think it's bad or funny would have come out with it as an excuse when panicking.
whale_itsme 7
I would' e said, my mother was in the fitting room, but that's a legit answer too ;P
lyn87 7
Isn't that even worse? & more importantly-Why were they there?