Some chicks like the badass guy at work

Whoever thinks you're a robber, shoot them with your gun. You do have one...right?

Use it as a threat. "oh so your just gonna take my water? Itd be a shame to see what happened to justin happen to you."

Considering no *real* harm was done, I have to agree -- it IS kinda funny. Just make sure not to make any jokes about guns or shooting people. :P

I dunno...they probably think he's a badass at work.

^- This.

I agree with Mercy. *Sigh*

Ladies, I have a couple of library books that are SIGNIFICANTLY overdue. Threesome?

Oh, plexi, tell me MOAR! I'm down for it. mercy?

Oh, yeah, When you two get down to my place, we'll all get in my bed, and to make you hot, I'm gonna rip the tag right off of my mattress! That's a federal crime, making me REAL bad. Bow, chicka, wow-wow. . . Veni, vidi, veni.

OHMYGOD!!! plexi, you're killing me! Will you even...jay walk? O_O Lol. I didn't understand the last part, which makes it automatically translate to something dirty in my mind.

Maybe you'd better lay down for this part, because it's dirty, it's Latin and it's pedantic. The original quote from Julius Caesar describing an easy military victory is: Veni, vidi, vici. (I came, I saw, I conquered.) My version is "I came, I saw, I came." Now do what comes to mind.

Oooh, mercy, the mean leather-clad librarian, I don't have any money to pay my fine, how can I make it up to you? And I'm gonna talk in my normal voice, how are you going to "shush" me?

I've been lying down all day, so that's no problem. It was useful when I fainted from the explanation. You win at Life, although I'm more of a Risk girl myself. However, you "came" too quickly. I'm not even there yet! Focus on building the plexi-plex. =)