Today, I was at the strip club. I put my dollar on the stage. When the stripper came over to take it, she stood me up and flipped my tits and said I had bigger ones than her. I'm a guy. FML
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Imdead
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Time to go on a diet bro. Good luck. It's not easy.
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bballer55
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beandipped....haha
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juliahockey
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no shit is a guy. what girls go to strip clubs? none that I know.
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tkdgold03
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winn. ^
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mattrd_fml
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I know women who do...
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9brggz1vboyqhb0
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No, you're not a guy. Guys don't have tits.
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Ohnothingreally
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Look up "bitch tits".
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brit8741
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yes they do haha
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PiErC3
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r u a guy or girl and how old r u cuz im 13 and hav seen at least one guy with "man boobs"
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trivel64
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Men do have breasts, they're normally just smaller than women's.
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Dr_Phil
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Hahahaha ... you have man boobs. Hahahahaha. Also, maybe tip more money next time.
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JenDanielle917
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Hahaha your a douche.......
Hahahahaha try being nice sometime.
Hahahahaha try being nice sometime.
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FMcorpse
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gee, that sounds sorta like an FML i posted that never got published....fuck you, Big B
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Flexer
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to #10: Please see FML Code, article #8
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redroses5
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haha I pictured the whole scene in my head. Man boobs!
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zillia_fml
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theres a very good thing, its called losing weight, try it
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Boogie99
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are you going to take that from a stripper?
but yeah tip more next time
but yeah tip more next time
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socializer1
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It's called working out, it prevents you from being fat.
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Durf
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lemme slap those thighs, i wanna see waves!
Hahahahaha try being nice sometime.