By dad, please - 16/05/2016 05:37 - United States - Wellesley Hills 14 8 39 145 Today, I had a mini heart attack as my dad stopped in the middle of the street and said, "I wonder what'd happen if I just dropped my pants right now and started jerking it in front of all these motherfuckers." FML I agree, your life sucks 18 968 You deserved it 1 554 Tweet Share