By Anonymous - 12/01/2010 07:45 - United States

Today, around 2:00 a.m. I had just sat down on my couch when I noticed one of my cats poking at what appeared to be a toy. I attempted to pick it up to play with the cat when it started to move like a mouse. I squealed like a girl and woke up my wife upstairs. I'm a 26-year-old man. FML
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jlowder2 0
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just remember...the mouse is more scared of you than you are of him....actually, in this case I dont think that is correct.

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eean 0
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If it was a mouse..... then yike. Don't be ashamed of yelping if your holding a mouse by its tail accidentally. It could give you rabies or something.

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barfgirl 0
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bahaha too funny!!!!

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beepelati 5
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don't worry OP, mice are pretty scary to everyone. 

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jlowder2 0
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just remember...the mouse is more scared of you than you are of him....actually, in this case I dont think that is correct.

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itschris 0
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what is it with you people and rats wth if you live in a bad neighborhood like paterson youd have to get used to it wth

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xXxIracebethxXx 14
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Proper grammar is your friend.

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eean 0
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If it was a mouse..... then yike. Don't be ashamed of yelping if your holding a mouse by its tail accidentally. It could give you rabies or something.

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Spac3Ghost 0
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fail man =) this should be a FML for your wife!!!! shaaaaame

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whataloadofbull 0
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ew you puss wuss

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Segun24 0
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This should be a MLIA, not a FML xD

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24788 6
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At least your cats were there to protect you.

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Str8Black 0
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Lamar loser

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perdix 29
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I'd call you a pussy, but then I remembered that pussies stalk, kill and devour mice. But now that your wife woke up, maybe you should play with the pussy that is appropriate for a 26-year-old man ;)

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Kira_fml 0
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I hope you die, you fucking moron.

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