FML : Today, around 2:00 a.m. I had just sat down on my couch when I noticed one of my cats poking at what appeared to be a toy. I attempted to pick it up...

Today, around 2:00 a.m. I had just sat down on my couch when I noticed one of my cats poking at what appeared to be a toy. I attempted to pick it up to play with the cat when it started to move like a mouse. I squealed like a girl and woke up my wife upstairs. I'm a 26-year-old man. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 12 January 2010 07:45 / United States

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By jlowder2 | 0

#770314 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 04:13

just remember...the mouse is more scared of you than you are of him....actually, in this case I dont think that is correct.

By eean | 0

#770334 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 04:25

If it was a mouse..... then yike. Don't be ashamed of yelping if your holding a mouse by its tail accidentally. It could give you rabies or something.

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By barfgirl | 0

#770313 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 04:09

bahaha too funny!!!!

beepelati | 5

#1043381 - Friday 25 June 2010 07:29

don't worry OP, mice are pretty scary to everyone. 

caligurls | 0

#1111273 - Monday 19 July 2010 11:27

 yep those horribly, scary creatures those deadly mice >.<

By jlowder2 | 0

#770314 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 04:13

just remember...the mouse is more scared of you than you are of him....actually, in this case I dont think that is correct.

rawrlily | 0

#1032732 - Wednesday 16 June 2010 10:11

fail

By itschris | 0

#770317 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 04:14

what is it with you people and rats wth if you live in a bad neighborhood like paterson youd have to get used to it wth

xXxIracebethxXx | 14

#4320820 - Wednesday 18 April 2012 08:44

Proper grammar is your friend.

By eean | 0

#770334 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 04:25

If it was a mouse..... then yike. Don't be ashamed of yelping if your holding a mouse by its tail accidentally. It could give you rabies or something.

By Spac3Ghost | 0

#770352 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 04:43

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fail man =) this should be a FML for your wife!!!! shaaaaame

By whataloadofbull | 0

#770359 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 04:47

ew you puss wuss

By Segun24 | 0

#770364 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 04:50

This should be a MLIA, not a FML xD

By 24788 | 5

#770372 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 04:56

At least your cats were there to protect you.

By Str8Black | 0

#770384 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 05:23

Lamar loser

By perdix | 29

#770391 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 05:40

I'd call you a pussy, but then I remembered that pussies stalk, kill and devour mice. But now that your wife woke up, maybe you should play with the pussy that is appropriate for a 26-year-old man ;)