By Anonymous - 12/01/2010 07:45 - United States

Today, around 2:00 a.m. I had just sat down on my couch when I noticed one of my cats poking at what appeared to be a toy. I attempted to pick it up to play with the cat when it started to move like a mouse. I squealed like a girl and woke up my wife upstairs. I'm a 26-year-old man. FML
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Same thing different taste

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just remember...the mouse is more scared of you than you are of him....actually, in this case I dont think that is correct.

If it was a mouse..... then yike. Don't be ashamed of yelping if your holding a mouse by its tail accidentally. It could give you rabies or something.

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just remember...the mouse is more scared of you than you are of him....actually, in this case I dont think that is correct.

what is it with you people and rats wth if you live in a bad neighborhood like paterson youd have to get used to it wth

xXxIracebethxXx 14

Proper grammar is your friend.

If it was a mouse..... then yike. Don't be ashamed of yelping if your holding a mouse by its tail accidentally. It could give you rabies or something.

Spac3Ghost 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fail man =) this should be a FML for your wife!!!! shaaaaame

At least your cats were there to protect you.

perdix 29

I'd call you a pussy, but then I remembered that ******* stalk, kill and devour mice. But now that your wife woke up, maybe you should play with the pussy that is appropriate for a 26-year-old man ;)

Kira_fml 0

I hope you die, you ******* moron.