Today, around 2:00 a.m. I had just sat down on my couch when I noticed one of my cats poking at what appeared to be a toy. I attempted to pick it up to play with the cat when it started to move like a mouse. I squealed like a girl and woke up my wife upstairs. I'm a 26-year-old man. FML
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jlowder2
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just remember...the mouse is more scared of you than you are of him....actually, in this case I dont think that is correct.
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eean
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If it was a mouse..... then yike. Don't be ashamed of yelping if your holding a mouse by its tail accidentally. It could give you rabies or something.
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barfgirl
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bahaha too funny!!!!
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beepelati
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don't worry OP, mice are pretty scary to everyone.
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caligurls
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yep those horribly, scary creatures those deadly mice >.<
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jlowder2
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just remember...the mouse is more scared of you than you are of him....actually, in this case I dont think that is correct.
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rawrlily
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fail
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itschris
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what is it with you people and rats wth if you
live in a bad neighborhood like paterson youd have to get used to it wth
live in a bad neighborhood like paterson youd have to get used to it wth
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xXxIracebethxXx
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Proper grammar is your friend.
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eean
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If it was a mouse..... then yike. Don't be ashamed of yelping if your holding a mouse by its tail accidentally. It could give you rabies or something.
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Spac3Ghost
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fail man =) this should be a FML for your wife!!!! shaaaaame
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whataloadofbull
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ew you puss wuss
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Segun24
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This should be a MLIA, not a FML xD
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24788
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At least your cats were there to protect you.
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Str8Black
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Lamar loser
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perdix
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I'd call you a pussy, but then I remembered that pussies stalk, kill and devour mice.
But now that your wife woke up, maybe you should play with the pussy that is appropriate for a 26-year-old man ;)
But now that your wife woke up, maybe you should play with the pussy that is appropriate for a 26-year-old man ;)
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Kira_fml
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I hope you die, you fucking moron.
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insertnameherr
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yucky!