Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate...

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By happybirthday - 24/3/2013 21:15 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

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By reras89 | 0

#56393 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:03

That sucks. Guess we know who the favorite is.

By Serial_fml | 0

#56391 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:02

be nice and use that 5 dollars for a couple songs for your sister

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By Serial_fml | 0

#56391 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:02

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Sunbolt | 0

#822462 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 21:15

that what her parents told her

responses | 0

#845513 - Thursday 11 February 2010 20:24

that's just plain dumb. I've met kids who can barely speak English and they graduated middle school. FYL

Piggilywiggily15 | 0

#906674 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 5:31

BS!! I bought an IPhone and didn't get $5 gift card...

FMLrockzdude | 0

#972257 - Wednesday 31 March 2010 22:45

so shut up and make me a sammich!!!

CanadianHuney | 0

#973051 - Friday 2 April 2010 16:17

wtf! are you kidding? give some of the 5$ to your sister???? don't she got a fucking iPhone! she doesn't need that

missmarie97 | 0

#1033141 - Thursday 17 June 2010 3:36

fyl:/

Pebaroo | 4

#1046947 - Monday 28 June 2010 12:21

hmmm that 5 bucks wont even get you shazam

r_K3LY_pisN_0N_u | 0

#1065849 - Monday 5 July 2010 22:38

That's a sign for get the hell out you bum.

obscenememe | 0

#1074022 - Thursday 8 July 2010 10:33

Sarcasm, fuckwit.

peedxdxdx | 0

#1121777 - Thursday 22 July 2010 3:51

they should of gotten u a shamwow

thatguy888 | 0

#1138462 - Sunday 25 July 2010 18:30

you should beat her and then break her iPhone.

lovesbandk09 | 0

#1147630 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 10:08

love it I wld totally b my plan.

ChelseaXD | 0

#1239922 - Saturday 14 August 2010 9:14

fyl:/
your sister got a middle school graduation present and an iPhone at that? wth?!

X18GirlX | 0

#1274903 - Friday 20 August 2010 11:05

Living until 18 is easy

woofis | 0

#1311091 - Saturday 28 August 2010 6:18

I wish I got a 5$ certificate for my iPhone... steal ur sisters.

_football4life_ | 0

#1337275 - Thursday 2 September 2010 5:09

he probly already has an iPhone cuz don't u have to have one to get fml's

ilikeslushies | 0

#1588666 - Saturday 23 October 2010 5:51

on the bright side, when you finally get smart enough to graduate middle school, you can have an iPhone too!

D3ADKi113R | 0

#1620630 - Friday 29 October 2010 12:13

FTW

hotscar | 3

#2406869 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:57

366, are you retarded? fmylife.com...

iownyou777 | 0

#2599919 - Wednesday 1 June 2011 15:42

313 are you a dumbass of course it's a joke

Deservesit22 | 1

#2726090 - Tuesday 21 June 2011 0:02

Jackass, you got to be 18 for this

hntr612 | 3

#2788147 - Thursday 30 June 2011 0:28

you are soooooo jacked up

auroracc99 | 0

#2829743 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 9:08

36-...... it's a web site.... started out as one, then became an app AND a website.......

mcasa24 | 0

#2918384 - Monday 18 July 2011 4:37

huh guess I'm not the only one

chriskiss | 2

#3107269 - Sunday 14 August 2011 14:13

LOL @Steve Jobs
5 bucks cant even buy 5 songs xD

hemminge90 | 0

#3132393 - Thursday 18 August 2011 9:10

Fmylife.com

By reras89 | 0

#56393 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:03

That sucks. Guess we know who the favorite is.

someone2me2 | 1

#971007 - Tuesday 30 March 2010 11:16

Steal it

yuhhkno | 0

#1054686 - Friday 2 July 2010 16:14

it shoulda been the other way around no doubt thts bs!!

RADARoh | 0

#2597740 - Wednesday 1 June 2011 4:27

Um, excuse me for asking this, but what the eff you do, screw the pooch? Maybe the warden told them you aren't allowed to have any property over $ 5 in your cell.