that what her parents told her

that's just plain dumb. I've met kids who can barely speak English and they graduated middle school. FYL

BS!! I bought an IPhone and didn't get $5 gift card...

so shut up and make me a sammich!!!

wtf! are you kidding? give some of the 5$ to your sister???? don't she got a fucking iPhone! she doesn't need that

fyl:/

hmmm that 5 bucks wont even get you shazam

That's a sign for get the hell out you bum.

Sarcasm, fuckwit.

they should of gotten u a shamwow

you should beat her and then break her iPhone.

love it I wld totally b my plan.

fyl:/ your sister got a middle school graduation present and an iPhone at that? wth?!

Living until 18 is easy

I wish I got a 5$ certificate for my iPhone... steal ur sisters.

he probly already has an iPhone cuz don't u have to have one to get fml's

on the bright side, when you finally get smart enough to graduate middle school, you can have an iPhone too!

FTW

366, are you retarded? fmylife.com...

313 are you a dumbass of course it's a joke

Jackass, you got to be 18 for this

you are soooooo jacked up

36-...... it's a web site.... started out as one, then became an app AND a website.......

huh guess I'm not the only one

LOL @Steve Jobs 5 bucks cant even buy 5 songs xD

Fmylife.com

Steal it

it shoulda been the other way around no doubt thts bs!!

Um, excuse me for asking this, but what the eff you do, screw the pooch? Maybe the warden told them you aren't allowed to have any property over $ 5 in your cell.

Umm # 458... wtf?

ha

Sounds like my parents, Extreme favoritism.

stfu bitch

a $10 gift card, used...

my parents would do that exact kind of thing to me, my dad likes my sister best... lol idc tho. anyways OP fyl I know how you feel

the fml only works if he does not have a iPhone

same.

u suck at giving advice

#348 lmaooooo

so true

I'd do the same, but I guess I'm lucky to be the only child.