FML : Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and...

Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By shield1123 / Tuesday 29 September 2009 02:07 / United States

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By jasonsexcema | 3

#593801 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 9:46

your principal's window. are you SURE you're not bart simpson?

By Vacant | 7

#593887 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 11:42

The thing is, especially with that information on it, who WOULD throw their own bike through the principal's window? So I don't think you have anything to worry about, OP.

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By Intoxicunt | 5

#593795 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 9:44

That's a very stalkerish way to hit on someone. At least now he/she can call you!

MaxFishr | 0

#1225316 - Thursday 12 August 2010 1:00

Ha i get it. His bike was 'stolen' and thrown by 'someone else' and his 'favorite' teachers car.

Achall91 | 17

#4647755 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 3:01

What? -_-

By jasonsexcema | 3

#593801 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 9:46

your principal's window. are you SURE you're not bart simpson?

By elliebutton | 0

#593804 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 9:44

YDI.

BeeSkwaird | 0

#593968 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 13:19

YDI for not telling us what your house is three miles from—and for spelling "whose" wrong. (It's not that hard!)

0___0 | 9

#594035 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 14:39

and using the word "but" awkwardly. I don't think he deserves it, but it would have been better to read if he didn't make errors.

Alphabetica | 0

#594264 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 17:27

#14, you need to dismount from your high horse, not everybody is exceptional at spelling!

repyourcliche | 0

#594375 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 19:01

firstly, it's not spelling, it's grammatical. booyah.

secondly, am i the only one who fouind ^'s comment quite amusing? 'dismount from your high horse' lolol

liveBabylon | 0

#594594 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 22:28

No aha I really lol'd at that

leisl14 | 0

#594819 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 0:47

lol 27- I like that you know the difference between spelling and grammatical errors, but can't spell found.

slasher29 | 0

#594831 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 0:57

it was probably just a typo. and grammer nazis on fml do amuse me, but YDI for making a grammer mistake or typo in typing it? are we supposed to get it proofread and by a professional editor and formally approved by a publishing company?

and 17 nice!!!

wajalama | 0

#614814 - Sunday 11 October 2009 6:47

um..you're correcting another person's grammar, and you spell found as "fouind"...kind of ironic, huh?

missmurderx | 8

#970861 - Tuesday 30 March 2010 4:16

she probably wrote it on an iPhone, these keyboards are the suck): so many typos; I make mistakes all the freaking time.

stupidmonkey80 | 0

#2720176 - Monday 20 June 2011 4:03

YDI for what getting their bike stolen and smashed into their principles window or mistaken grammar or spelling. REALLY!!??

stupidmonkey80 | 0

#2720181 - Monday 20 June 2011 4:05

I love the grammar nazi

KelpGelp | 1

#2877985 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:20

How?

KelpGelp | 1

#2878450 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:13

How?

By shapeshifter101 | 4

#593806 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 9:48

thats sucks.
one of the reason i do have a bike.

By Bloodknight | 22

#593811 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 10:03

Nothin to say really except, sucks to be you...

By Aspie | 0

#593856 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 10:53

FYL. I suggest you contact your principal quickly so he knows you're framed.

By missgreenday | 0

#593869 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 11:12

You actually know where your principal lives?

0___0 | 9

#594038 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 14:42

It was probably the principals' office. Or he lives in a small community.

By Vacant | 7

#593887 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 11:42

The thing is, especially with that information on it, who WOULD throw their own bike through the principal's window? So I don't think you have anything to worry about, OP.