By T-Guy - 03/07/2011 03:01 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to spice up our sex life, so we went and had sex in the park. We had 30 minutes of "spice", just to spend seven hours in jail. FML
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fatalkiss 0

Did you at least get to finish before you got busted?

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ceepevoy 0

are you sure you used the right spice homie?

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cory975 3

Worth It ! Now cross that off the list and head to 7-Eleven for a quicky In the bathroom.

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BenTaz 7

I fail to see the FML here. Public sex, getting busted and spending a few hrs in jail.........sounds like an awesome time to me :)

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secundasaol 6

ive had sex in public places more times than i care to count, and never have been caught, even when it was in the middle of the day with people nearby. be discreet and enjoy the thrill of the RISK of being found out, but keep alert for whats going on around you so this doesnt happen! sex in the park is what nature intended so get out there and enjoy!

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