Tarantallegra

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

6
Badges

2
Comments

56
Visits

62
Favorites

Not specified
Not specified
Not specified
Not specified

About Tarantallegra

Not specified

Tarantallegra - Followers

Tarantallegra - Followed

Tarantallegra's page visits

lovers5201

Hugged!

Tarantallegra's FML badges

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

The list of badges to find

Tarantallegra's favorite FMLs

By Bigbaby - 11/06/2015 22:29 - United States - Ontario

Today, I decided to be the "cool aunt" and take my nephew to a horror movie. I ended up being so scared, I burst into tears. Nothing says "cool" like having an 11-year-old walk a sobbing, grown woman from a theatre. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 886

You deserved it 12 233

By nityasomaiya - 16/05/2015 05:34 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was supporting my aunt as she gave birth. She was getting tired during the pushing stage, so I tried to encourage her by making a show of pushing as well with each contraction. I got a little too into it and accidentally gave birth to a little turd of my own. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 535

You deserved it 15 008

nityasomaiya tells us more.

nityasomaiya 46

Sunday 17 May 2015 6:50

It was just my Aunt and the Midwife in the room at the time. I think my Aunt laughing helped her push my cousin out the last little bit. The Midwife was awesome.

By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 848

You deserved it 6 837

By henrylikestreats - 30/04/2015 18:04 - United States - Mayer

Today, I realized that my new haircut makes me look like a movie star. Not Scarlett Johansson, no. I look like Lord Farquaad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 699

You deserved it 4 645

henrylikestreats tells us more.

henrylikestreats 22

Friday 1 May 2015 4:51

All of these puns have me in tears, I swear. I am currently growing out my hair after cutting it all off to be donated. It has gone through every awkward stage imaginable, including the constantly-in-my-eyes stage, the is-it-long-enough-for-a-ponytail stage, and, of course, the mullet. After a few weeks of dealing with the mullet, I decided to cut it, and that is how I ended up with this mess. I have heard Shrek quotes everywhere I have gone since and I can't stop laughing at myself. Thank you for making my night, everybody.

By TJRoy - 29/04/2015 06:37 - Australia - Surry Hills

Today, my father tried to excuse his alcoholism by saying that his stomach stops working, and he needs to drink vodka to get it started again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 734

You deserved it 2 238

TJRoy tells us more.

TJRoy 44

Wednesday 29 April 2015 19:34

He is Croatian, and he was sober. He 100% believes it's true and has said it on several occasions.